Abraham Benrubi

as Santa Claus

as Santa

as Big Bill Cochrane

as Mr. Maxwell

as Big Mike

as Santa Claus

as Lonnie Redshirt (voice)

as Abe

as Detective Yarden

as Mr. Pudel

as George 'Tiny' Myers

as Billy

as General (voice)

as Mr. Bear

as Bartender

as Santa Claus

as Big Roscoe Hammil

as Bar Owner

as Jimbo

as Michael Spencer

as Garrett Kain

as Cyborg/ Kilowog / Appa Ali Apsa / Solomon Grundy (voice)

as Darth Vader / Owen Lars (voice)

as Bruno

as Coach Dewey

as Darth Vader / Owen Lars (voice)

as Erik

as Darth Vader (voice)

as Uncle the Pig (voice)

as Lou Steele

as Dennis

as Self

as Mose

as Hector

as Biker #1

as Thor

as Duckbone

as Bud-Lite Kaminski

as Rinny