Bernard Blier

as Pater Caffarelli

as Giuseppe Mondardini

as Governor

as The exploiter of prostitutes

as Il professore

as Alexei

as Jerome B. Cobb

as Uncle Gugo

as Anselmo Paleari

as Sig. Lenzi

as Belucci

as Monsieur Guilledou

as Major

as Emir Abdullah

as Grandfather Eugenio

as Dr. Purgone

as Inspecteur Morvandieu

as Staplin

as Jean-Baptiste Liégeard

as Commissaire Pidoux

as Father Émile

as Righi Niccolò

as Paul Tardel

as Phano

as Frankie Strong

as Le commissaire Moureu

as Le Président de la République

as Gastié-le-Roy père

as Adrien Colbard

as Colonel Bernard Milan

as Commissioner Camille Bistingo

as Le président Louis-Marcel Thulle

as François Tellier, director of the PJ

as Webb

as Inspecteur Ducros

as Commissaire Caillaud

as Monsieur K.

as Guiton

as Liethard

as Marquis de Cambyse

as Ubaldo Palmarini

as Charles aka 'Le Téméraire '

as Marscar

as Mr. Beauchard, executive secretary linked to a gang

as Defense Counsel

as Nicolas Pappas

as le Docteur Lefèvre

as Léon Dessertine, mandataire en viandes et ancien de l'assistance

as Le commissaire divisionnaire

as Don Leandro Sanna

as Charles Labergerie, le tenancier de la maison close (sketch “La Fermeture” & “Le Procès”)

as Hyacinthe Camus

as Eusebio Cafarelli

as Mariotti

as M. Heurtin

as Mitch-Mitch

as Sergio

as Raoul Volfoni

as Martinetti

as Grégoire Duval pharmacien

as Charles Lepicard

as Commissaire Tournemire

as Philippe Chalamont

as Commissario Polizia

as Capitano Castelli

as Julien Simoneau

as M. Pichon, nouveau patron du café

as Simon Lachaume, bras droit de Noël

as General Zagoriensky

as Debrun

as Javert father / Javert son

as Félix Seguin

as Commissioner Plantavin

as Mr Raphaël, le maître chanteur

as Antoine Monestier

as le brigadier Le Gouce

as Le commissaire Noblet

as Marcel Noblet

as Émile Gauthier, chauffeur de taxi et trésorier du syndicat

as Police officer Raoul (segment "Le violon")

as Jean Laclaux, ruined banker

as Gaston (segment "Le retour de tante Emma")

as Robert

as Buffle Pascal, teacher

as L'importuné

as "Monsieur", le patron du bar à entraîneuses

as Maurice Martineau

as Julien Couturier

as Doctor Bernard

as Hotel boy

as Lucien

as Antoine Charbonnel

as Gaston

as Prosper

as Pescani, un élève du Conservatoire