Bernard Bresslaw

as Rabbi Hartmann

as Cyclops

as Gort, the Giant

as Bernard

as Various Characters (archive footage)

as The Landlord

as Parson Trulliber

as Fan Choy

as Arthur Upmore

as Pottinger

as Sir Roger Daley

as Bodkin Pod / Camp Aristocrat / Darts Player / Captain Ffing-Burke / Ballerina / Little John / Constable

as Peter Potter

as Brother Bernard

as Ernie Bragg

as Bernie Hulke

as Mr. Violet (segment "Avarice")

as Gorgo

as Lorry Driver

as Gripper Burke

as Upsidasi

as Various Characters

as Harry

as Bernie Lugg

as Bungdit Din

as Mr. Ken Biddle

as Sheikh Abdul Abulbul

as Sockett

as Policeman

as Little Heap

as Snowdrop

as Tall Sneak Thief

as Tom Robey

as Ivan The Terrible

as Garth