Bernard Cribbins

as Albert

as Snout

as The Voice (voice)

as Wilfred Mott

as Mutley

as Mordecai Mendoza

as Dangerous Davies

as House painter

as Mr. Masterman / Voice of Eel

as Gertrude Stein / Narrator (voice)

as Agent Harold Crump / Midshipman Albert Poop-Decker (archive footage)

as Felix Forsythe

as Albert Perks

as Tom Campbell

as Sergeant Clegg

as Job

as Bob, l'agent 202

as Agent Harold Crump

as Midshipman Albert Poop-Decker

as Squirts McGinty

as Vincent Mountjoy

as Nervous O'Toole

as Pereira

as Lennie Price

as Otis