Bill Irwin

as Scott

as Bob

as Richard

as Elton Chambers

as Senator Jack Danforth

as TARS (voice)

as Pastor Bud

as Paul Buchman

as Hal Silver

as Mr. Leeds

as Self

as Lt. Smith

as Harry Woods

as Lou Lou Who

as Marco

as Bill Irwin (segment "Subway Car from Hell")

as Comic

as Geoffrey

as Buzz Harley

as Mime

as Kirby

as Ham Gravy