Daniel Roebuck

as Charlie Johnson / Santa Claus

as Captain Rhodes

as The Count / Ezra Mosher

as Jack

as Sheriff Denny Wilson

as Fred Renich

as Jack Sterling

as Norm

as Demeter

as Pastor Victor

as Tom Grant

as George

as Chuck

as Security Guard (Jim)

as Largeman

as Sgt. Reed

as Gondreau Slykes

as Martin Cheeder

as Mayor

as Lou Martini

as Professor Spine

as Frank Sertin

as Link

as Paul Rocco / Jacque (voice)

as Bob Bixby

as Dad

as Major Dawson

as Alex

as Mr. Banks

as Soldier

as Robert Elliot

as Mr. Banks

as Mac Reeves

as Packard

as Dad

as Hearse Driver

as PO Dale Mortensen

as Agent Norville

as Officer Red

as Jim Grover (as Dan Roebuck)

as Agent Weine

as Biggs

as Kellygreen

as Detective Williams

as Mitch

as Officer Brickowski

as Jay Leno

as Biggs

as Marty

as Richard Adams / Clark Rogers / Agent from Hell

as Biscuit

as Hadfield

as Samson

as Rex