David Alan Grier

as Roger

as Reverend Avery

as Santa Claus

as The Preacher

as Cogsworth

as Packard

as Captain Hill

as Coach

as Marty

as Coburn

as Santa Claus

as Andy Dodd

as Colin

as The Cowardly Lion

as Mr. Robert

as Virgil Peeples

as Moss the Troll (voice)

as Mr. Squirt / Math Cowboy / Boxer Robot (voice)

as Sugar Bear

as Rastus Malone

as Shelly Bragg

as Stymie

as Rev. Isaac Montgomery Paid

as Jimmy

as Jim Fields

as Uncle Henry

as Bob

as Clyde Houston

as Limo Driver

as Jerry Robin Jr.

as Mugger

as Measures

as Mr. Butz

as Bob Bugler

as Charlie Johnson

as Detective Jenkins

as Red (voice)

as Dan Anderson

as Detective Augustus

as Ensign Charles Parker

as Carl Bentley

as Carl Johnson (segment "Boys Do Get Bruised")

as Kevin Walker

as Fred Ostroff

as Gerard Jackson

as Det. Bill

as Drummond

as Newsman

as Peter Conklin

as Rogers

as Steve Hadley

as Elliott Morrison

as Corporal Cobb

as Roger