Eric Idle

as Self

as Salubrious Gat (voice)

as Self

as Self / Nigel Spasm

as Self

as Baritonish / Stan / Loretta / Bob Dylan / Ben

as Spig (voice)

as Merlin (voice)

as Self

as Drosselmeier (voice)

as Narrator

as English Victim

as Coffin Ed

as Waddlesworth (voice)

as Prospector

as Dr. Vosknocker (voice)

as Evil Martin (voice)

as Slyly (voice)

as Devon (voice)

as Self

as Alan Smithee

as Rat

as Dibs

as Tommy Butterfly Rainbow Peace Patel

as King Raff

as Wendel

as Sonny

as Brian Hope

as Self / Various Characters

as Desmond / Berthold

as Wreck-Gar (voice)

as The Bike Rider

as Commander Clement

as Various Roles

as Various Roles

as Mr. Cheeky / Stan 'Loretta' / Harry the Haggler / Culprit Woman / Warris / Intensely Dull Youth / Jailer's Assistant / Otto / Lead Singer Crucifee

as Self

as Dead Collector / Peasant 1 / Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-as-Sir Launcelot / First Swamp Castle Guard / Concorde / Roger the Shrubber / Brother Maynard

as Prosecutor / Marriage Counselor / Arthur Nudge / Self-defence student #4 (interested in pointed sticks) / 'Hell's Grannies' analyst / Arthur Wilson / Arthur Wilson Two / Nightclub Emcee / Linkman / First General / Restaurant Manager / Lingerie Shop Owner / Accountant #1 (falling past the window) / Fairy Godmother / Rita Fairbanks / Simon Zinc Trumpet Harris / Mountie / Lady With Cookbook