Erik Palladino

as Armen

as Texican

as Sheriff

as Mr. Payton

as Butler

as Special Agent Harris (voice)

as Sherrick

as Kevin Hawkins

as Desmond

as Jason

as Groom

as David

as Keith Griffin

as Tepper

as Buck (segment 'Disco Inferno')

as Seaman Anthony Mazzola

as Cousin Ron