George Segal

as John

as Elliott Klubershturf (segment "Ollie Klublershturf vs. The Nazis")

as Dr. James Randall

as Elliott Klublershturf

as Mr. Jacobs

as Self

as Julie's Father

as Horror (voice)

as Rabbi Mendel

as Beck

as Henry Fine

as Steven's Father

as Paul Stark

as Ed Coplin

as Bill Holsten

as James Tronson

as Albert

as Lt. Franklin L. Severence

as Art Silver

as Albert

as Barry

as Walter Whitney

as Jeff Thompson

as Adam

as Robby Ross

as Harry Calder

as Dick Harper

as Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy

as Sam Spade Jr.

as Tim Shaver

as Bill Denny

as Harry Benson

as Stephen Blume

as Steve Blackburn

as Andrew Kelp

as J

as Gordon Hocheiser

as Felix

as Brooks Wilson

as Lt. Phil Hartman

as Dan

as Morris Brummel

as Morroe Rieff

as Peter Gusenberg

as Quiller

as Nick

as Biff Loman

as Lt. Mahidi

as Corporal King

as David

as Matt Weaver