H. Michael Croner

as Narrator (voice), TV Announcer / Zealous Hair (voice), Serious Announcer (voice), Cheery Narrator (voice), Radio DJ (voice)

as JP (voice)

as Barry Buns (voice)

as John 'J.P' Paul (voice)

as Brock (voice)

as Chris

as T-Shirt Man / Basketball Guy #2 (voice)

as Josh