Harry H. Corbett

as Wiggins

as Amourous Van Driver

as Sergeant Major Goodwin, Rtd.

as Detective Sergeant Sidney Bung (archive footage)

as Squire

as Sydney Burke

as Prime Minister

as Harold Steptoe

as Harold Steptoe

as Ambrose (segment "Lust")

as Detective Sergeant Sidney Bung

as Percy Winthram

as Hemel Pike

as James Ryder

as Lem

as The Man

as Sullivan