Hugh Grant

as Self - Interviewee

as Daniel Cleaver

as Mr. Reed

as Thurl Ravenscroft

as Oompa Loompa

as Forge

as Greg

as Phillip

as Tennyson Foss OBE

as Tennyson Foss

as Fletcher

as Charles

as Phoenix Buchanan

as The Prime Minister

as Self

as St. Clair Bayfield

as Self - Voice of The Pirate Captain

as Waverly

as Keith Michaels

as Self - Actor (archive footage)

as Rev. Giles Horrox / Hotel Heavy / Lloyd Hooks / Denholme Cavendish / Seer Rhee / Kona Chief

as The Pirate Captain

as Pirate Captain (voice)

as Paul Morgan

as Alex Fletcher

as Martin Tweed

as Le nouveau voisin

as Daniel

as The Prime Minister

as George Wade

as Will Freeman

as Daniel Cleaver

as David

as Michael Felgate

as William Thacker

as The Handsome Doctor

as Self

as Dr. Guy Luthan

as Martin

as Elias Finn

as Edward Ferrars

as Samuel Faulkner

as Reginald Anson

as Meredith Potter

as Charles

as Anthony Campion

as Reginald Cardinal

as Nigel

as Richard Neville

as James

as Frederic Chopin

as Gordon

as Lord Lucius Vyne

as Lord James D'Ampton

as Lord Byron

as Hugh

as Clive Durham