James Robertson Justice

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Major Bourdon

as Lord Scrumptious

as Prince of Wales

as Countess' Advisor (segment "Metzengerstein")

as McClintock

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Sir Charles

as Librarian

as Sir Beverley Grant

as Captain McKenzie

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Commander Charles Chingford

as Katov - un sculpteur

as Hugo Bryant

as Sir Harvey Russellrod

as Luther Ackenthorpe

as Sir Benjamin Boyd

as Commodore Jensen / Prologue Narrator

as Sir Ernest "Lieutenant M.J. Farrow, RN" Pease, KBE, FRS

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Naval Commander

as Dr. Martout

as 'Mac' MacDonald

as Doctor Alfred Stoner

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Colonel Vladimir Denisovich Sklarnoff

as Capt. Boomer

as General Burroughs

as Vashtar

as Captain Wentworth Hogg

as Admiral Ryder

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Duke Campbell, of Argyll

as King Henry VIII

as Jonathan Roche

as Robert

as Little John

as Matthew Huntington Hatch

as Red Dougal

as Abishai

as Seaman Quist

as Engine Room Officer Trotter

as Simeon Beautrie

as Martin Alonso Pinzon

as Dr. Maclaren

as P.O. (Taff) Evans R.N.

as Branksome (segment "The Facts of Life")

as Ackerman