Jim Jackman

as Melvin

as Lucky Brassiere / Joey Carbone / Thumb in Stall

as Humpy / Baker / Brother

as Jish / Nice Old Lady / Crotchety Fisherman (voice)

as Police Chief / Criminal #1 / Terrified Man (voice)

as Dentist / Boiler Room Guy #1 / Baby and Sex Change Barker / 'I Can't Swim!' (voice)

as Plugsy (voice)