Joan Sims

as Betty

as Mrs. Umney

as Nurse / Mad Old Holy Witch (voice)

as Mrs. Thirkell

as Mrs. Dangle

as Private Jennifer Ffoukes-Sharpe

as Fanny Pratt

as Emily

as Daphne Barnes

as Madame Desiree

as Virginia's Mother / Senna Pod / Bishop's Wife / Adelle / 6th Ballerina / Salvation Army Collector / Maid Marion / Traffic Warden.

as Connie Philpotts

as Cora Flange

as Mrs. Tidey

as Mrs. Cratchit (voice)

as Chloe Moore

as Policewoman (segment "Avarice")

as Queen Marie

as Esme Crowfoot

as Russian Captain

as Lady Evelyn Bagley

as Mrs. Ellen Moore

as Joan Fussey

as Lady Joanie Ruff-Diamond

as Chloe Gibson

as Zig-Zig

as Désirée Dubarry

as Emily Bung

as Matron Sweet

as Belle

as Mildred Gamely

as Mum

as Calpurnia

as Deborah Walcott

as Lily Duveen

as Hortense

as Ann Foster

as Dawn

as Policewoman Gloria Passworthy

as Beryl

as Miss Sarah Allcock

as Student Nurse Stella Dawson

as Miriam

as Ethel Ransom

as Phoebe

as Wendy Thomas

as Miss Dawn

as Hilda Tebbitt

as Nurse Rigor Mortis

as Edna

as Fairy Queen