John Candy

as Self (archive footage)

as Self - Actor (archive footage)

as Self (archive footage)

as Sheriff Bud B. Boomer

as James Harlow

as Irv

as Kalishak

as Augie Morosco

as Dean Andrews

as Jack Gable

as Danny Muldoon

as Dennis / Eldona

as Wilbur (voice)

as Gus Polinski

as Beer Truck Driver

as Buck Russell

as Charlie

as Harry Crumb

as Don The Horse (Voice)

as Chet Ripley

as Del Griffith

as Barf

as Wink Wilkinson

as Frank Dooley

as Tom Tuttle

as Jack Chester

as State Trooper

as Spike Nolan

as Freddie Bauer

as John Bourgignon

as Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld

as Self

as Desk Sergeant / Dan / Den / Robot (voice)

as Dewey "Ox" Oxberger

as Pvt. Foley

as Carpentier

as Simonsen

as Kopek

as Cooper

as Kopek