Jon Heder

as Bernard Judge

as Reggie (voice)

as Tybalt (English)

as Jimmy

as Jeff

as Alex

as Chicken Joe (voice)

as Louis

as Wilmer (voice)

as James

as Roy Disney

as Ernie

as Raffi (voice)

as Fred Butler

as Lance

as Jeffrey Mannus

as Orlie

as Chicken Joe (voice)

as Jimmy MacElroy

as Roger Waddell

as Reginald "Skull" Skulinski (voice)

as Clark

as Laser Tag Employee

as Darryl

as Napoleon Dynamite

as Seth