Ken Hudson Campbell

as Mark Armstrong

as Boomer (voice)

as Jake Liebig

as Cannonball Calhoun

as Tom

as Security Guard (segment "Happy Birthday")

as Baker (voice)

as Hal

as Po (voice)

as Eliot Rosewater / Gilbert

as Max

as Bruce

as Seaman Buckman

as Man in Hallway

as Van Guard (voice)