Kevin Eldon

as DCI Mick Wickerson

as Mr Majal

as Coffin (voice)

as Vincent Frayn

as Michael Walker

as Professor John Logie Baird

as Martin Bickerstaff

as Penfold (voice)

as Self

as Dr. McFee

as Tony Bradley

as Various Characters, Fish, Referee

as Joplin

as First Officer Eduardo Pauline York

as Hugh the Monkey (voice)

as Terry Tyrrell

as Nev

as Cleaner

as Various

as Peter Mountstewart

as Agent

as Various Characters

as Mike Sampson