Leslie Nielsen

as Kay

as Mayor of Charlestown

as Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa

as Uncle Albert Adams

as Dr. Rumack (archive voice)

as Bill Austin

as President Baxter Harris

as (Mouseking) (voice)

as President Baxter Harris

as Gordon Cutter

as Jack Potter

as Santa Claus

as Richard 'Dick' Dix

as Ryan Harrison

as Mr. Penn

as Mr. Quincy Magoo

as Harry Haber

as Dick Steele

as Count Dracula

as Baxter

as Harry Haber

as Lucio Cinico

as Lt. Frank Drebin

as Colonel Chi

as Santa

as Father Jebedaiah Mayii

as Frank Drebin

as Greg Krevske

as Allen Green

as Thad Evans

as Mr. Dunbar

as Capt. Jamieson

as Richard Vickers (segment "Something To Tide You Over")

as Mallory

as Paul Warren

as Mr. Hammond

as Dr. Rumack

as Mayor William Dudley

as Riley Knight

as Stanley Millard

as Paul Jenson

as John Trevor

as Captain Harrison

as Sheriff Henshaw

as General Maximilian Harmon

as Victor Rice

as Major Fred Gifford

as Grant Evers

as Lt. De Ruse

as Brett Kingsford

as Richard Manley

as Alan Holiday

as Stephen Bedford / Johnny Bledsoe

as Peter Brent

as William Joel Partain

as Steve Hilliard

as Thibault d'Aussigny

as Commander John J. Adams

as Charlie Telfer