Michael Palin

as Self

as Vyacheslav Molotov

as Self

as Self

as Self, others

as General Mitford

as Various (voice)

as Ernie Clicker (voice)

as Mrs. Betty Palin / Julius Caesar / Bevis

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Adrian "Bugsy" Malone

as Rat

as The Sun

as Rat

as Rev. Francis Ashby

as Self / Various Characters

as Ken Pile

as Jack Lint

as Gilbert Chilvers

as Various Roles

as The Reverend Charles Fortescue

as Various Roles

as Vincent

as Wise Man #3 / Mr. Big Nose / Francis / Mrs. A / Ex-Leper / Announcer / Ben / Pontius Pilate / Boring Prophet / Eddie / Shoe Follower / Nisus Wettus

as Self

as Eric Manchester

as Dennis Cooper

as Harris

as First Swallow-Savvy Guard / Dennis / Peasant 2 / Right Head / Sir Galahad the Pure / Narrator / King of Swamp Castle / Brother Maynard's Brother / Leader of The Knights Who Say NI!

as Gumby / Man with tape recorder / Phrasebook Author / Arthur Pewtey / Second self - defence student / Second Tenant / Lost His Wallet / Shrill Petrol Announcer / Milkman / Ernest Scribbler / Pet shop employee / Lumberjack / Headwaiter Gilberto / Herbert Anchovy / Blackmail Presenter / Gervais Brookhamster / Town Guild Lady

as Various