Ritchie Montgomery

as Chester

as Charlie

as Rhett

as Gus

as Kidnapper

as Ed

as Father Linares

as Captain Ron/Santa

as Clint

as Mitchell

as Brooks

as Italian American Man

as Texas MC

as Rocky Broussard

as T J

as Papa Joe

as Bugman

as Uncle Jeff

as Mountain Man

as Judge Robichaux

as Amy's Father

as Nady Grace

as Warden

as Apartment Manager

as Hank

as Walt

as Lucien Doucette

as Sparky

as Sheriff

as Antoine Lemieux

as PA Announcer

as Diner Owner (as Ritchie Montgomerey)

as Vincent Perez

as Reggie (voice)

as Deputy

as Mr. Carruthers

as George Walton

as Funeral Attendant

as Bob

as Kirk

as Tad

as Can't Get Laid

as Foley