Steven Wright

as Mel Meh (voice)

as Self

as Himself

as Daniel Moss

as Steven (segment "Strange to Meet You")

as Panty Hose Customer

as Bob (voice)

as RCMP Officer at Headquarters

as Eddie

as Mr. Lorenzo "Speed" Trudgealong (voice)

as Dr. Emil Reingold

as Pilot

as Sterling

as Dennis Jennings

as Steven

as Himself

as Larry Stillman D.D.S.