Tony Randall

as Theodore Banner

as Judge Skanky

as Rev. Edward Chichester

as Moochick (voice)

as Putzi (The Comedian)

as Moochick (voice)

as Performer in Tuxedo

as Henry Motley

as The Operator

as Fred Miller

as Andrew Jessel

as Hercule Poirot

as Arnold Nash

as Harold Ventimore

as Dr. Lao / The Abominable Snowman / Merlin the Magician / Apollonius of Tyana / Pan / The Giant Serpent / Medusa / Audience Member

as George Drayton

as Peter 'Pete' Ramsey

as Alexander Coffman

as King of France

as Jonathan Forbes

as Lorenzo Charlton

as Jerry Flagg

as Rockwell P. Hunter / Himself