W.C. Fields

as Self (archive footage)

as The Great Man

as Egbert Sousé

as Cuthbert J. Twillie

as Larson E. Whipsnade

as T. Frothingill Bellows / S.B. Bellows

as Harold Bissonette

as The Great McGonigle / Squire Cribbs in 'The Drunkard'

as Sam Bisbee

as Sheriff John Hoxley

as Humpty-Dumpty

as Cornelius O'Hare

as Professor Quail

as Mr. Dilweg

as Mr. Snavely

as Dentist

as Rollo La Rue

as The President

as J. Effingham Bellweather

as Samuel Bisbee

as Elmer Prettywillie