Season 5
8 episodes · first aired 2017-02-21
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | Captain Kirk & William Shatner are Two Different People 2017-02-21 | 2017-02-21 | 0.0 | ||
 | 02 | They Burnt My Arse With a Chicken 2017-02-28 | Bob Mortimer, Gemma Whelan, Tom Rosenthal and Lizzie Roper join Alan for amusingly aimless banter, which veers from Game of Thrones to shoplifting and mistaken identity. | 2017-02-28 | 0.0 |
 | 03 | Free Pussy 2017-03-07 | Annie Siddons, Patrick Kielty, Katherine Ryan and Joe Lycett join Alan to muse on parking tickets and plane crashes. | 2017-03-07 | 0.0 |
 | 04 | Frank Bruno Was the Original Bus Driver 2017-03-14 | Melanie C, Jamali Maddix, Jessica Knappett and Ardal O'Hanlon join Alan to chat about, well, whatever they fancy. The Nazis, bad funerals and the Spice Girls, for instance. | 2017-03-14 | 0.0 |
 | 05 | The Poxed Puppies of Leprous Bitches 2017-03-21 | David Baddiel joins Alan to relive those glory days of Euro '96. The witty chat doesn't end there as Sindhu Vee, Elis James and Beattie Edmondson discuss celebs and B&Bs. | 2017-03-21 | 0.0 |
| 06 | Half of My Special Rose 2017-03-28 | 2017-03-28 | 0.0 | ||
| 07 | My Breasts are at War 2017-04-04 | 2017-04-04 | 0.0 | ||
| 08 | Roll Your Trousers Up and Do a Krankie 2017-04-11 | 2017-04-11 | 0.0 |
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