Season 8
23 episodes · first aired 1983-10-02
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | Mel is Hogg-Tied 1983-10-02 | Boss Hogg and Deputy Enos of ""The Dukes of Hazzard"" pay a surprise visit. Up to his usual low tricks, Boss makes an offer to lease the diner that Mel can't refuse but should. | 1983-10-02 | 0.0 | |
| 02 | Vera's Secret Lover 1983-10-09 | A secret lover is sending Vera everything from poems to balloons. | 1983-10-09 | 0.0 | |
| 03 | Jolene Gets Her Wings 1983-10-16 | Everyone's up in the air over Jolene's maiden flight as a part-time stewardess. | 1983-10-16 | 0.0 | |
| 04 | Alice's Blind Date 1983-10-23 | Alice's dinner date with a high-school flame who's now blind turns into a delightful trip down sensory lane. | 1983-10-23 | 0.0 | |
| 05 | It Had to Be Mel 1983-10-30 | A popular singer stops for directions at the diner and ends up proposing to Mel. | 1983-10-30 | 0.0 | |
| 06 | The Over-the-Hill Girls 1983-11-06 | Both Carrie and Alice are turned down as singers by a supper club owner who thinks they're too old for the job. | 1983-11-06 | 0.0 | |
| 07 | Vera Gets Engaged 1983-11-20 | Who would have thought Vera would find love in a greasy spoon? Especially with a cop who just ticketed her for jaywalking. | 1983-11-20 | 0.0 | |
| 08 | Vera's Wedding 1983-11-20 | After a whirlwind courtship, Vera walks down the aisle with her intended. | 1983-11-20 | 0.0 | |
| 09 | The Robot Wore Pink 1983-12-18 | After Alice quits in a huff, Mel replaces her with a very efficient and popular robot named Blanche. | 1983-12-18 | 0.0 | |
| 10 | 'Tis the Season to Be Jealous 1983-12-25 | Working undercover as Santa Claus, Vera's new husband spots her kissing her former fiance. | 1983-12-25 | 9.0 | |
| 11 | Tommy Goes Overboard 1984-01-01 | 1984-01-01 | 0.0 | ||
| 12 | Vera, the Horse Thief 1984-01-08 | No one can corral Vera after she discovers that a miniature horse is being mistreated by its trainer. | 1984-01-08 | 0.0 | |
| 13 | Jolene Throws a Curve 1984-01-15 | Trophy winner Jolene throws Mel a curve when she won't pitch on his softball team. | 1984-01-15 | 0.0 | |
| 14 | Lies My Mother Told Me 1984-01-29 | After 40 years, Mel learns that his mother lied when she told him his dog was a war hero. | 1984-01-29 | 0.0 | |
| 15 | Alice and the Devoted Dentist 1984-02-12 | When Alice chips a tooth eating Mel's chili, he sends her to his dentist who takes one look at her X-rays and falls madly in love. | 1984-02-12 | 0.0 | |
| 16 | Alice's Hot Air Romance 1984-03-04 | Alice gets a ride but hardly a rise out of a sexist ballonist whose hot air isn't confined to his balloon. | 1984-03-04 | 0.0 | |
| 17 | Dollars to Donuts 1984-03-11 | After a winning first day at the track, Tommy bets he'll score in the betting business. | 1984-03-11 | 0.0 | |
| 18 | My Dinner with Debbie 1984-03-18 | By proving she's a better cook than Mel, Vera's acerbic landlady may have found the elusive way to his heart through his stomach. | 1984-03-18 | 0.0 | |
| 19 | Vera's Fine Feathered Friends 1984-03-25 | Vera takes a tumble trying to rescue a nest of baby blue jays from the diner sign before Mel gets to them with a broom. | 1984-03-25 | 0.0 | |
| 20 | Jolene is Stuck on Mel 1984-04-01 | Jolene has second thoughts about marrying a TV game show host especially after a dab of permanent glue bonds her firmly to Mel. | 1984-04-01 | 0.0 | |
| 21 | Don't Play It Again, Elliot 1984-04-15 | A gift piano comes between Vera and Elliot when she can't pry him away from it. | 1984-04-15 | 0.0 | |
| 22 | Mel Spins His Wheels 1984-05-13 | Mel disdains accommodating the handicapped until two sprained ankles give him a different view, from a wheelchair. | 1984-05-13 | 0.0 | |
| 23 | Be It Ever So Crowded 1984-05-20 | Vera and Elliot buy a charming old house that comes complete with fireplace, furniture and antiques one of which is a shocking surprise. | 1984-05-20 | 0.0 |
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