Season 9
16 episodes · first aired 1984-10-14
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | Romancing Mister Stone 1984-10-14 | Jolene and Vera play Cupid for a dateless Alice by putting an ad in a magazine's personals column. | 1984-10-14 | 0.0 | |
| 02 | Space Sharples 1984-10-28 | Mel gets a little spaced out after he thwarts a bank robbery while he's dressed up as Captain Galaxy for Halloween. | 1984-10-28 | 0.0 | |
| 03 | Big, Bad Mel 1984-11-04 | Mel gets an F for buying a day school to raze for a parking lot. | 1984-11-04 | 0.0 | |
| 04 | Houseful of Hunnicutts 1984-11-18 | Jolene loves her family, but finds it too much of a good thing when her father, five brothers, grandmother and family dog park themselves in her one-bedroom apartment. | 1984-11-18 | 0.0 | |
| 05 | Tommy's Lost Weekend 1984-11-25 | Alice is worried that Tommy's partying is leading to a serious drinking problem. | 1984-11-25 | 0.0 | |
| 06 | Undercover Mel 1984-12-16 | At Elliot's suggestion and lured by a $5000 reward, Mel goes undercover to smoke out rustlers selling stolen beef. | 1984-12-16 | 0.0 | |
| 07 | Footloose Mel 1984-12-23 | Mel 86es a group of ""hoodlums,"" unaware that they're the break dancers expected to perform at the diner as part of an arts festival. | 1984-12-23 | 0.0 | |
| 08 | Vera's Anniversary Blues 1985-01-08 | Vera yearns for a romantic first wedding anniversary, but it gets off to anything but a romantic start and goes rapidly downhill from there. | 1985-01-08 | 0.0 | |
| 09 | Kiss the Grill Goodbye 1985-01-15 | Jolene's appearance on the ""Working Women"" talk show does nothing to boost business at Mel's Diner. | 1985-01-15 | 0.0 | |
| 10 | Vera, the Nightbird 1985-01-22 | Vera's secretly moonlighting as a sultry deejay called Nightbird and she's turning on all the males in Phoenix in the process. | 1985-01-22 | 0.0 | |
| 11 | Alice Doesn't Work Here Anymore (1) 1985-01-29 | A country singer takes a personel as well as professional interest in Alice and begs her to join his band on the road. | 1985-01-29 | 8.0 | |
| 12 | Alice Doesn't Work Here Anymore (2) 1985-02-05 | Whether Alice likes it or not, and she's not sure, country singer Travis Marsh gives her a chance to reach for the stars in a performance with him. | 1985-02-05 | 0.0 | |
| 13 | The Night They Raided Debbie's 1985-02-06 | Answering a room-to-rent ad, Vera and Elliot's pushy landlady pushes herself and her kitschy furniture into their home and lives. | 1985-02-06 | 0.0 | |
| 14 | One on One 1985-03-05 | Mel is a taskmaster in training Jolene for tryouts with a pro basketball team. | 1985-03-05 | 0.0 | |
| 15 | Vera's Grounded Gumshoe 1985-03-12 | After getting shot accidentally with his own gun, Elliot quits the force and looks for a career more suited to his meager talents. | 1985-03-12 | 0.0 | |
| 16 | Th-th-th-that's All, Folks 1985-03-19 | On the final day at the diner, Mel closes the blinds and gives away the cow creamers as the gang reminisces about the last nine years. | 1985-03-19 | 0.0 |
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