19 episodes · first aired 2012-09-30
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | Love, AD Style 2012-09-30 | When Roger hires Hayley as a singer in his new bar, he becomes enthralled by her voice; Stan tries to prove his masculinity by negotiating a good deal on a new car. | 2012-09-30 | 6.3 |
 |
Ratings shown are community scores. Once OMDB is wired, these become per-episode IMDB values.
| 02 |
Killer Vacation 2012-10-07 |
During the Smith family's tropical vacation, Stan is ordered to kill the activities director at their resort; Jeff and Hayley try to rekindle their romance. |
| 2012-10-07 |
| 8.3 |
 | 03 | Can I Be Frank with You? 2012-11-04 | Francine thinks Stan spends too much time with his friends; a boy band recruits Steve and his friends for a music video. | 2012-11-04 | 7.7 |
 | 04 | American Stepdad 2012-11-18 | When Stan invites his recently widowed mother to move in, she and Roger fall in love and wed; Steve and his friends find a lost movie script. | 2012-11-18 | 8.0 |
 | 05 | Why Can't We Be Friends? 2012-12-02 | When Stan decides that Snot isn't cool enough to be Steve's best friend, he tries to separate them by staging a shooting at an ice cream parlor. | 2012-12-02 | 6.9 |
 | 06 | Adventures in Hayleysitting 2012-12-09 | When Steve's baby sitter is unavailable, Stan and Francine decide to leave him with Hayley; Steve sneaks out to a party to prove he's not a goody-goody. | 2012-12-09 | 7.2 |
 | 07 | National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story 2012-12-23 | A talk show reveals that Francine was the toddler who, famously, was rescued from a well by a firefighter; Francine makes a discovery when she falls down the well on the anniversary of her rescue; Stan and Roger come up with a business idea. | 2012-12-23 | 7.0 |
 | 08 | Finger Lenting Good 2013-01-06 | The Smiths get drunk at Roger's Mardi Gras party and make a pact with Bullock; Roger tries to find the person who left a pastie in the attic. | 2013-01-06 | 7.4 |
 | 09 | The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari 2013-01-13 | Francine regrets deciding to teach Roger the value of hard work; Steve interviews Stan for a school project. | 2013-01-13 | 7.6 |
 | 10 | Blood Crieth Unto Heaven 2013-01-27 | When Francine invites Stan's father to a party, a dark secret about the Smith family's past is revealed. | 2013-01-27 | 7.0 |
 | 11 | Max Jets 2013-02-10 | Roger announces that Max Jets, a character who showers the Smith family with money, is making a return; a gold-digging waitress romances Max and threatens the family's inheritance. | 2013-02-10 | 7.1 |
 | 12 | Naked to the Limit, One More Time 2013-02-17 | Roger pretends to be Jeff's imaginary friend so he can roam around the house without a disguise; when Jeff realizes Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum -- either Roger or Jeff must be killed; Steve becomes insecure about his body. | 2013-02-17 | 7.6 |
 | 13 | For Black Eyes Only 2013-03-10 | When Black Villain shoots Stan's new wife, Sexpun Tocome, on their honeymoon, Stan teams up with his nemesis to take him down. | 2013-03-10 | 7.1 |
 | 14 | Spelling Bee My Baby 2013-03-24 | Francine tries to rig the school spelling bee so that Steve will win; Stan and Roger try to rush Hayley's grieving process so she will be available to judge their badminton game. | 2013-03-24 | 7.4 |
 | 15 | The Missing Kink 2013-04-14 | Francine tries to get Stan to spice up their sex life; Hayley tries to get back into dating and accepts a date with Snot. | 2013-04-14 | 6.9 |
 | 16 | The Boring Identity 2013-04-21 | When Stan gets amnesia, Francine tries to turn him into her ideal husband; Steve is drawn into the corrupt side of Roger's paper route business. | 2013-04-21 | 7.1 |
 | 17 | The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith 2013-04-28 | Stan is shocked when he is told that Deputy Director Bullock is showing early signs of dementia and needs his memory erased; Roger hires an old friend to help Steve with a bully at school. | 2013-04-28 | 7.3 |
 | 18 | Lost in Space 2013-05-05 | Jeff must prove his love for Hayley to Emperor Zing in order to find his way home from the spaceship that abducted him. | 2013-05-05 | 8.1 |
 | 19 | Da Flippity Flop 2013-05-12 | When Stan refuses to switch Klaus back into his original body, he steals Stan's body; Roger builds a gym in the attic. | 2013-05-12 | 7.7 |
