Season 5
13 episodes · first aired 2014-01-13
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | White Elephant 2014-01-13 | ISIS is raided and disbanded by the U.S. government when it transpires that the agency was never sanctioned by them. Its former staff discover a hidden vault containing one-ton of cocaine, and form a drug cartel to sell the drugs to fund their retirements. | 2014-01-13 | 8.5 |
 | 02 | A Kiss While Dying 2014-01-20 | Archer, Pam and Lana travel to Miami to visit some old friends. It's a fondue party! | 2014-01-20 | 7.3 |
 | 03 | A Debt of Honor 2014-01-27 | Pam makes a deal that puts everyone in danger; Archer dons his slightly darker black suit. | 2014-01-27 | 8.0 |
 | 04 | House Call 2014-02-03 | Archer has to stage an intervention for Pam that gets derailed by an unwanted guest. | 2014-02-03 | 7.8 |
 | 05 | Southbound and Down 2014-02-24 | Malory buys a bus and takes everyone on a road trip. Put that hammer down and give it hell. | 2014-02-24 | 7.8 |
 | 06 | Baby Shower 2014-03-03 | Archer decides to give Lana the perfect baby shower gift by forcing Kenny Loggins to sing a duet with Cherlene. Something something Danja Zown! | 2014-03-03 | 7.7 |
 | 07 | Smugglers' Blues 2014-03-10 | Archer travels to Columbia on a secret mission that becomes not so secret after he gets drunk. | 2014-03-10 | 7.8 |
 | 08 | The Rules of Extraction 2014-03-17 | Archer, Ray, and Cyril raft down a crocodile-filled river while Lana and Pam plan a spa day for Malory. | 2014-03-17 | 8.2 |
 | 09 | On the Carpet 2014-03-24 | Archer avoids crash landing in a dangerous swamp only to come face-to-face with a shady arms dealer. | 2014-03-24 | 7.3 |
 | 10 | Palace Intrigue (1) 2014-03-31 | Archer and the rest of the ISIS gang are the guests of Gustavo Calderon and his wife Juliana. Calderon is a big fan of Cherlene but Juliana is a bigger fan of Archer. | 2014-03-31 | 7.6 |
 | 11 | Palace Intrigue (2) 2014-04-07 | Archer tries to keep his fling with the dictator's wife a secret while Krieger bonds with his clone-brothers. | 2014-04-07 | 7.6 |
 | 12 | Filibuster 2014-04-14 | Cyril becomes the new president of San Marcos, Cherlene becomes the first lady of country music, and Archer becomes a resistance fighter. | 2014-04-14 | 7.7 |
 | 13 | Arrival/Departure 2014-04-21 | Archer helps Lana with the delivery of her baby, while Krieger tries to prevent the delivery of a deadly weapon. | 2014-04-21 | 8.2 |
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