Season 1
13 episodes · first aired 2010-01-11
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | It's Called Hazing, Look It Up 2010-01-11 | Three incoming freshman attending college football powerhouse Blue Mountain State University must quickly adapt to college life while juggling football, girls and nonstop hazing. | 2010-01-11 | 6.0 |
 | 02 | Promise Ring 2010-01-12 | When Denise goes away for the weekend, she gives Craig a promise ring which he ends up losing after a wild, drunken night at a strip club with Alex and Sammy, who hatch a plan to keep Denise from killing Craig while they search for the ring. | 2010-01-12 | 6.6 |
 | 03 | Pocket P***y 2010-01-19 | When the team's lackluster play leads to a team curfew leading up to the Mountain Goats' biggest game of the season, Thad's prized pocket p***y gets passed around from teammate to teammate leading to an outbreak of syphilis. | 2010-01-19 | 9.0 |
 | 04 | Rivalry Weekend 2010-01-26 | Leading up to a rivalry game against Overland University, the Mountain Goats' starting quarterback is suspended, Alex is named the starter and Sammy is accidentally kidnapped along with Billy the Goat as part of a prank by Overland. | 2010-01-26 | 6.6 |
 | 05 | There's Only One Second Best 2010-02-02 | Alex's lack of commitment to the team gets him demoted to special teams. Meanwhile, Craig suspects Denise is having an affair and Sammy leads a mob of angry cheerleaders looking for revenge on all the college guys who have wronged them. | 2010-02-02 | 8.5 |
 | 06 | Drug Olympics 2010-02-09 | After a streak of bad luck, the team holds a "Lock-In Party" at the Goat House to build team camaraderie at which Alex and Thad divide the rest of the players into two groups and compete in a drug-fueled Team Building Olympics. | 2010-02-09 | 8.5 |
 | 07 | The Legend of the Golden Arm 2010-02-16 | A player-recruitment weekend brings out a running back who poses a threat to Craig's position while Alex tries to enlist the top high-school quarterback for Blue Mountain State. | 2010-02-16 | 8.3 |
 | 08 | LAX aka The Truce 2010-02-23 | When Alex has sex with a lacrosse player's girlfriend, he unwittingly breaks a 23-year football/lacrosse team truce, causing a take-no-prisoners war which he must figure out how to end. | 2010-02-23 | 8.5 |
 | 09 | Midterms 2010-03-02 | Principal Simmons and Coach Daniels issue an ultimatum to the players: pass the upcoming midterms or forfeit the rest of the season. | 2010-03-02 | 6.7 |
 | 10 | Marathon Monday 2010-03-09 | During Marathon Monday, a BMS drinking tradition where the whole campus parties from 6 a.m. Monday to 6 a.m. Tuesday, Alex meets and hooks up with the girl of his dreams who turns out to be just like him and Sammy and Craig go on a drinking binge together. | 2010-03-09 | 8.8 |
 | 11 | Ransom 2010-03-16 | The father of Alex's date becomes fixated on him while Sammy contends with his own daddy issues. | 2010-03-16 | 8.4 |
 | 12 | Piss Test 2010-03-23 | The guys struggle to figure out a way to pass the NCAA's random student-athlete drug testing. | 2010-03-23 | 8.6 |
 | 13 | Bowl Game 2010-03-30 | After an unexpected bowl game pick the team goes to Louisiana. Thad tries to keep his team safe while also sabatoging the other team. Shiloh has a problem of his own to deal with. | 2010-03-30 | 8.6 |
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