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Season 3

159 episodes · first aired 2012-11-05

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01
Superman Takes Ambien and Accidentally Sleep-Destroys Tokyo
2012-11-05
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02
Saw VI: The Past Tense of See VI
2012-11-06
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03
I've Got 100 Problems, and Yes, Karen Is One of Them
2012-11-07
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04
The Day They Announced Five More Twilight Movies
2012-11-08
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"Boo!", Said Boo Radley When Asked What His Name Was
2012-11-13
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06
The Vague Man Who Said Something
2012-11-14
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The Lorax XXX
2012-11-15
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What Does Not Kill You, Only Makes You Decide to Sell Your Hang Gliding Equipment on eBay
2012-11-26
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Dial N for "Not How You Spell Murder"
2012-11-27
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10
Surprise, Fourth Graders, You're the Mets!
2012-11-28
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11
The Unicorn That Hated Little Girls
2012-11-29
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12
The Lion, the Witch, and the Ward Boss
2012-12-03
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13
The Puppy Photo That Got 42 Dislikes
2012-12-04
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14
Honey, Can You Please Help Me Open This Can of Whoop-Ass?
2012-12-05
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15
The Announcer Who Couldn't Sing
2012-12-06
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16
Star Wars Episode 7: A Cautiously Optimistic Hope
2012-12-10
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17
The Narcoleptic Insomniac
2012-12-11
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18
Conan's Got a Cold
2012-12-12
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19
The Unfortunate Rap Career of Dr. Dreidel
2012-12-13
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20
Melf Hunters 3: North Polin'
2012-12-17
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21
The Grinch Who Returned Christmas for Full Store Credit
2012-12-18
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22
The Present with No Air Holes That Stopped Meowing
2012-12-19
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23
Whatever You Do, Do Not Do a Google Image Search for "Geese-a-Laying"
2012-12-20
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24
6 Resolutions Broken, 3 to Go
2013-01-07
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25
The Guy Who Drove a Hummer and Wasn't a Total A-Hole
2013-01-08
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26
Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Kick You in the Scrote
2013-01-09
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27
Betty White's Bud in Bieber's Bong
2013-01-10
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28
All Quiet on the Western Front, Until Someone's Car Alarm Went Off
2013-01-14
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29
Smells Like Murder, But It's Probably Fish
2013-01-15
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30
The Chamomile Conundrum
2013-01-16
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31
Texas Chainsaw Seminar: How to Sell Chainsaws from Home!
2013-01-17
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32
Siri, Where Is My Kidney?
2013-01-21
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33
The Long Awaited Revenge of Zippy Smiles
2013-01-22
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34
Step Up 3D 2: The Stepening
2013-01-23
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35
The Least Fantastic Pants of Professor Downplays-His-Pants
2013-01-24
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36
Sweet Home Al-Jazeera
2013-01-28
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37
The Day the Mime Stood Still
2013-01-29
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38
Watch Tonight's Show and Live Forever* (*This Claim Is 100% False)
2013-01-30
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39
Occupy CONAN: When Outsourcing Goes Too Far
2013-01-31
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40
The Day Lincoln Joined LinkedIn
2013-02-04
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41
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory That Was a Front for a Sweatshop That Makes Gym Bags
2013-02-05
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42
Yahtzee at the OK Corral
2013-02-06
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43
The Strange Case of Case Strangerson
2013-02-07
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44
The Postman Always Butt-Dials Twice
2013-02-11
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45
The Walls Have Ears, and Other Side Effects of This Medication
2013-02-12
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46
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Law School
2013-02-13
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47
Love Means Never Having to Say, "Do You Think Your Friend Would Be Into a Three-Way?"
2013-02-14
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48
The Surprising Bar Mitzvah of Seamus O'Flannery
2013-02-19
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49
"Waka Flocka Flame," Said the Drunk Rooster
2013-02-20
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50
The Roomba with a View
2013-02-21
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51
The All-Girl Sausage Party
2013-02-25
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52
You Have the Right to Remain Naked
2013-02-26
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53
The Legend of Legend Cove
2013-02-27
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54
The Exquisitely Subtle Beauty of a Perfectly Formed Badonkadonk
2013-02-28
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55
Kathy, Will You Marry Me? Give Me Your Answer in Tomorrow's Episode Title
2013-03-04
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56
Yes I'll Marry You, But My Name Is Karen, Not Kathy
2013-03-05
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57
The Ex-Cons Who Discussed the Pros and Cons of Prose
2013-03-06
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58
A Time to Kill Time
2013-03-07
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59
The Octopus Who Was a Master Pickpocket in Highly Specific Circumstances
2013-03-11
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60
The Sophomore Who Took a Year Off to Find Himself Unemployable
2013-03-12
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61
Angels in Poorly-Made Devil Costumes
2013-03-13
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62
The Man in the Gray Flannel Snuggie
2013-03-14
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63
I Just Called to Say I Love Wheat Thins
2013-03-25
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64
The Title with the Unnecessary Question Mark?
2013-03-26
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65
The Auto-Corrector's Last Will & Testicle
2013-03-27
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66
The Ginger Went Down to Georgia
2013-04-01
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67
It's Not the Heatlanta, It's the Humidylanta
2013-04-02
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68
Gone with the Wind, But Don't Worry, We're Insured
2013-04-03
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69
The Show Where We Partied Too Much in Atlanta to Think of a Good Episode Title
2013-04-04
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The Inspiring Journey of the Armless, Legless...Oh Wait That's a Snake
2013-04-08
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71
The Surprisingly Non-Ostentatious Summer Home of King Tut
2013-04-09
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72
Beer Squad: Battle in Sudsville
2013-04-10
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73
Zero Dark Thirty: The Squeakquel
2013-04-11
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74
The Episode Title WITH Misplaced Emphasis
2013-04-15
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75
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Frenemies Closer
2013-04-16
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76
Django Snowchained
2013-04-17
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Auto-Corrective Asphyxiation
2013-04-18
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78
Return of the Dawn of the Sequel III
2013-04-29
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79
Are You There God? It's Me, a Courtesy Call from Time Warner Cable to Tell You About How Much You Can Save by Bundling Services
2013-04-30
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80
Green Eggs and Ham and Trichinosis
2013-05-01
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81
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the Ruination of His Middle Name
2013-05-02
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82
The Episode Title with the Inset Box of Me
2013-05-06
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83
The Court Martial of Cap'n Crunch
2013-05-07
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84
Press "Pound" for Murder
2013-05-08
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85
The Very Understated Adventures of Captain Beige
2013-05-09
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86
There Is No "I" in Tim. That's How Unselfish He Is!
2013-05-14
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IMDBCooper
2013-05-15
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88
"Why Are You All Laughing?" Asked the Glass Blower
2013-05-16
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89
The Princess and the P. Diddy
2013-05-20
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Kentucky Freud Chicken and the Terrible Psychiatry Joke
2013-05-21
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91
The Completely Flat Man... in 3-D!!!
2013-05-22
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92
The Illegitimate Rise of Steve Bastard
2013-05-23
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93
Butt-Dial M for Murder
2013-06-03
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94
The Exotic Marigold Hotel 2: Dench Does Dallas
2013-06-04
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The Man Whose Darkest Secret Is That He Kind of Likes The Wallflowers
2013-06-05
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Alien Meets The Fokkers
2013-06-06
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The Limber Chef Who Tossed His Own Salad
2013-06-10
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98
Do Not Ask for Whom the Bell Tolls, Because It's Out for Its Annual Servicing
2013-06-11
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Escape from Podcast Mountain
2013-06-12
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100
The Fast & the Dealing-with-Their-Fury-Through-Journaling 6
2013-06-13
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The Announcer Who Repeated Himself. The Announcer Who Repeated Himself.
2013-06-24
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The Mysterious Case of the Two Talk Guests and One Musical Guest
2013-06-25
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103
Never Name Your Daughter Dilda
2013-06-26
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The Road to Hell Is Paved with Good Intentions Brand Asphalt, Good Intentions Brand, Ask for It By Name!
2013-06-27
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105
The Slowly Bobbing Adventures of Buoy Boy
2013-07-08
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106
When Your Friend's Kid Just Starts Listing Dinosaurs, It's Okay to Give Him Beer.
2013-07-09
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107
My Friend Went to the Ed Hardy Outlet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
2013-07-10
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108
The Episode Where We Worked So Hard on the Show We Didn't Have Time to Come Up with a Great Episode Title, So Let's Just Call This One "Steve"
2013-07-11
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109
The Day the Earth Stood Still Just Long Enough to Take One Good Selfie
2013-07-15
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110
There, There, Don't Cry. Andy Just Went to Live on a Farm
2013-07-16
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Zero on the Richter Scale
2013-07-17
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Cheapskate Charley and the Taped-Up iPhone 3S
2013-07-18
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99% Effort, 1% Milk.
2013-07-22
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114
Dog Nerd-A-Palooza: Labradorks vs. Poodle-Dexters
2013-07-23
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115
"What Is Jeopardy?" Said the Senile Alex Trebek
2013-07-24
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116
Slow and Steady Wins the Participation Trophy
2013-07-25
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Littering in London: Jack the Ripper's Lesser Crimes
2013-07-29
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118
One If by Land, Two If by Jetski
2013-07-30
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119
Dragon Hunt 2: Scorchy's Revenge
2013-07-31
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120
My Big Fat Greek Landlord
2013-08-01
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121
Journey to Joke Mountain 3: The Laughening
2013-08-05
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122
Free Pizza for Everyone!* (*The statements made in CONAN show titles do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of this company.)
2013-08-06
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Egg Police: Omelet You Go with a Warning
2013-08-07
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124
The iTunes Update That Made All the Difference
2013-08-08
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125
Now You See Me, Now You Put On Your Glasses and See Me Better.
2013-08-12
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126
Conan and Andy's Laughquest '13 in 3D
2013-08-13
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127
The Mysterious Case of No Wait We Did This One
2013-08-14
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128
Goodfellas 2: Betterfellas
2013-08-15
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129
The Touchscreen That Didn't Like to Be Touched
2013-09-03
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130
The Self-Centered Man Who Called It "MeTube"
2013-09-04
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131
DoubleVision Theater presents: 24 ANGRY MEN
2013-09-05
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132
The Evil "S" Who Turned Laughter to Slaughter
2013-09-09
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133
A Bar Walks Into a Horse for a Change
2013-09-10
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134
The Man Who Would Be King, but Chose to Sell Home Appliances Instead
2013-09-11
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135
Nurder, She Wrote without Proofreading
2013-09-12
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136
Ted Nugent and Quentin Tarantino Present: Django Wango Tango
2013-09-16
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137
The One Movie Even Nicolas Cage Wouldn't Star In
2013-09-17
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138
Goodzilla: The Giant Lizard Who Taught Reading Skills
2013-09-18
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139
The Fast and the Bi-Curious
2013-09-19
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140
Mr. White Meets Mr. Extremely White
2013-09-23
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141
Now Is the Winter of Our Disco Tent
2013-09-24
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142
The Black Guy Who Had Almost Every Springsteen Album
2013-09-25
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143
Word Is a Four-Letter Word
2013-09-26
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144
The Microphone That Suddenly Went Off in the Middle Of
2013-09-30
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145
Fast Times at Ridgemont Retirement Home
2013-10-01
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146
Font Wars: Helvetica vs Calibri Part 3
2013-10-02
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147
A Word-for-Word Re-enactment of This Afternoon's Queen Latifah Episode
2013-10-03
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148
Aaron Aaronson and the First-in-the-Phonebook Caper
2013-10-14
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149
The Dog Who Had the Opportunity to Lick Itself But Politely Declined
2013-10-15
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150
Throwing Shade Since 1993
2013-10-16
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151
Is Not In Right Now. Please Leave a Message After the Theme.
2013-10-17
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152
Of Mice and Men and Their Mutant Offspring, Mice-Men
2013-10-21
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153
The Asian Guy Who Actually Appreciated That "Good at Math" Stereotype
2013-10-22
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154
The Westboro Baptist Church's Surprisingly Moving Stage Version of "Brokeback Mountain"
2013-10-23
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155
Microwaving Fish at Work Is a War Crime
2013-10-24
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156
Please Wait While Your Show Title Is Being Processed
2013-10-28
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157
Two Decades, Two Laughs
2013-10-29
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A Night of 1000 Laughs and 11 Deafening Silences
2013-10-30
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That Spooky Night They Ignored Halloween and Showed Clips from the Last 20 Years
2013-10-31
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