Season 2
10 episodes · first aired 2001-09-23
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | The Car Salesman 2001-09-23 | Larry David and his wife purchase a new oceanfront home owned by a television star's agent. Meanwhile, Larry shocks his wife and friends by deciding to take a job as a car salesman. | 2001-09-23 | 7.6 |
 | 02 | Thor 2001-09-30 | Jeff leaves his wife Susie, and worries that his private life will become public in court. Jeff's concern affects Larry, who becomes obsessed with showing Cheryl how normal he is. Meanwhile, Larry seeks revenge on pro wrestler Thor Olson, who he believes slashed his tire after an argument on the road. | 2001-09-30 | 8.1 |
 | 03 | Trick or Treat 2001-10-07 | Larry offends two uncostumed trick-or-treaters by not giving them candy, so they show him the "trick" side of Halloween. He also alienates Cheryl's screenwriter friend Cliff and a Jewish neighbor AND spoils his romantic anniversary gift when Jeff arrives to play a round of golf. | 2001-10-07 | 8.0 |
 | 04 | The Shrimp Incident 2001-10-14 | Larry is labeled a misogynist when he believes an HBO Network executive took some shrimp from of his meal, following a mistake in a delivery of Chinese food. | 2001-10-14 | 8.0 |
 | 05 | The Thong 2001-10-21 | Larry and Richard Lewis, who both see the same psychotherapist, plot ways of ending their respective relationships with the therapist after Larry sees the man wearing a thong bathing suit. | 2001-10-21 | 7.8 |
 | 06 | The Acupuncturist 2001-10-28 | Larry promises to pay an acupuncturist $5,000 if he can cure his neck. Meanwhile, a struggling writer asks Larry for a $5,000 loan which he promises to pay back after his father dies. | 2001-10-28 | 7.6 |
 | 07 | The Doll 2001-11-04 | At the screening of a miniseries, the young daughter of a TV executive asks Larry to cut the hair off a beloved doll. When he complies, she becomes very upset. To remedy the situation, Larry and Jeff steal the head from Jeff's daughter's doll. | 2001-11-04 | 9.0 |
 | 08 | Shaq 2001-11-11 | Larry is villainized for accidentally tripping Shaquille O'Neal at a Lakers game, but the incident ironically ends up bringing him good luck. | 2001-11-11 | 8.0 |
 | 09 | The Baptism 2001-11-18 | Larry can't believe that the Jewish man who is marrying Cheryl's sister is converting to Christianity. Richard Lewis accused Larry of stealing the outgoing message of his answering machine, and Larry accuses several passengers of stealing his airline tickets. | 2001-11-18 | 8.0 |
 | 10 | The Massage 2001-11-25 | Cheryl's psychic busts Larry for a naughty massage, and a restaurant owner busts Larry for stealing forks. | 2001-11-25 | 7.4 |
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