Season 1
15 episodes · first aired 2012-07-15
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | Dictator Ship 2012-07-15 | Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death. | 2012-07-15 | 0.0 |
 | 02 | Looking for Love in Alderaan Places 2012-08-26 | Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess. | 2012-08-26 | 0.0 |
 | 03 | The Crotch Hugger 2012-09-16 | Jay has a hard choice deciding between two species. | 2012-09-16 | 0.0 |
 | 04 | Shipphylis 2012-11-11 | The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole. | 2012-11-11 | 0.0 |
 | 05 | License to Bone 2012-11-25 | The only thing standing between Jay and his space license is a licentious land-octopus. | 2012-11-25 | 0.0 |
| 06 | The Legend of Bronze Johnson 2012-12-09 | Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss. | 2012-12-09 | 0.0 | |
| 07 | Blade Jogger 2012-12-30 | Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant. | 2012-12-30 | 0.0 | |
| 08 | Sirens of Tetons 2013-01-13 | Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!” | 2013-01-13 | 0.0 | |
| 09 | Femalien Fatale 2013-01-27 | The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal. | 2013-01-27 | 0.0 | |
| 10 | Pride and Predator Juice 2013-02-10 | Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about his manhood. | 2013-02-10 | 0.0 | |
| 11 | She Was a Lady Planet 2013-02-24 | The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe. | 2013-02-24 | 0.0 | |
| 12 | Herman 2013-03-10 | Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction. | 2013-03-10 | 0.0 | |
| 13 | The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1 2013-04-11 | Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited. | 2013-04-11 | 0.0 | |
| 14 | The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2 2013-04-25 | The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends. | 2013-04-25 | 0.0 | |
| 15 | The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3 2013-05-06 | Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga. | 2013-05-06 | 0.0 |
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