Season 1
10 episodes · first aired 2012-08-08
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | This Is My Crazy Family 2012-08-08 | The family heads to the summer Redneck Games to get down and dirty. | 2012-08-08 | 2.0 |
 | 02 | Gonna Be A Glitz Pig 2012-08-08 | Sugar Bear buys Alana a miniature pig that she names Glitzy, to cheer her up after a couple of pageant losses. Later, June signs Alana and Pumpkin up for an etiquette class. | 2012-08-08 | 0.0 |
 | 03 | She Oooo'd Herself 2012-08-15 | June saves money for Alana's pageant fees, while Alana gets a new coach and tries to perfect a tough routine. Later, the family throws a baby shower for Chickadee. | 2012-08-15 | 0.0 |
 | 04 | I'm Sassified! 2012-08-15 | Alana's dress won't fit, and June only has two days to get a new one before a big pageant. Meanwhile, mom and the girls go to the spa as the family get ready for June and Sugar Bear's anniversary. | 2012-08-15 | 0.0 |
 | 05 | What Is a Door Nut? 2012-08-22 | The family's plans for their annual Christmas in July are interrupted when Anna is rushed to the hospital with contractions; June wonders if the family should send their pet pig back to the breeder. | 2012-08-22 | 0.0 |
 | 06 | A Bunch of Wedgies 2012-08-29 | A reality series following 6-year-old beauty queen Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson and her family in rural Georgia. | 2012-08-29 | 0.0 |
 | 07 | Shh! It's a Wig 2012-09-05 | The family celebrate July 4th with a picnic and fireworks; Sugar Bear brings home a pool that requires some assembly; June hunts for a wig for Alana to wear in her next pageant. | 2012-09-05 | 0.0 |
 | 08 | Time for Sketti! 2012-09-12 | Alana sets up a lemonade stand to raise money for her next pageant. Meanwhile, June invents ways to keep the girls occupied and makes the family's favorite meal, "sketti," for supper. | 2012-09-12 | 0.0 |
 | 09 | Ah-Choo! 2012-09-19 | June takes the girls to bingo for a chance to win $1000; Alana gets advice on pageants from Miss Georgia 2011; the family celebrate Alana's seventh birthday. | 2012-09-19 | 0.0 |
 | 10 | It Is What It Is 2012-09-26 | In the Season 1 finale, Alana's preparations for a big pageant are interrupted when Anna goes into labor. | 2012-09-26 | 0.0 |
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