Season 1
13 episodes · first aired 2009-04-16
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | Episode 1 2009-04-16 | A pirate captain worries about an early bedtime and the four King Georges form a boyband. | 2009-04-16 | 6.5 |
 | 02 | Episode 2 2009-04-23 | A Stone Age doctor tries to help a modern patient and a Pharaoh invents the pyramid. | 2009-04-23 | 6.0 |
 | 03 | Episode 3 2009-04-30 | A Roman emperor finds a nasty alternative to candles, and an Egyptian tries to save money. | 2009-04-30 | 5.5 |
 | 04 | Episode 4 2009-05-07 | The Tudors sing their family history, Bob explains the complete history of Rome in two minutes, and a mad Victorian gentleman eats King Louis XIV's mummified heart. | 2009-05-07 | 6.3 |
 | 05 | Episode 5 2009-05-14 | A priest makes a piano from live pigs, Emperor Caligula declares war on the sea, and there are some disgusting beauty tips from Ancient Egypt. | 2009-05-14 | 7.0 |
 | 06 | Episode 6 2009-05-21 | An evil Greek god appears on a daytime chat show, a rich Georgian swaps his wife with a peasant, and we meet some weird medieval monsters. | 2009-05-21 | 7.0 |
 | 07 | Episode 7 2009-05-28 | There is a terrible smell in the Houses of Parliament, Cinderella struggles with the Blitz, and Helen of Troy reveals her complicated love life. | 2009-05-28 | 8.0 |
 | 08 | Episode 8 2009-06-04 | The Saxons exchange disgusting Christmas presents, a caveman goes on a TV cookery show, and we discover the bizarre causes of the First World War. | 2009-06-04 | 6.0 |
 | 09 | Episode 9 2009-06-11 | A Victorian inspector checks that school is suitably cruel, HHTV News reports live from the Great Plague, and Thumbelina drowns unpleasantly. | 2009-06-11 | 7.0 |
 | 10 | Episode 10 2009-06-18 | HHTV News reports live from the Battle of Thermopylae, Celt housewives find decorative uses for severed heads, and we learn the revolting truth about Roman toilets. | 2009-06-18 | 7.0 |
 | 11 | Episode 11 2009-06-25 | Queen Victoria learns that her British comforts are not very British, a Viking warrior won't stop talking in rhyme, and on 'Axe Factor', the contestants try to become executioners. | 2009-06-25 | 8.0 |
 | 12 | Episode 12 2009-07-02 | A Victorian teacher is confused by her pupils' bizarre names, the Romans run out of animals to execute, and Queen Victoria advertises her exercise DVD. | 2009-07-02 | 7.0 |
 | 13 | Episode 13 2009-07-09 | A lazy aristocrat invents the sandwich, the Romans host their own revolting cookery show and William Shakespeare is haunted by the ghost of King Richard III. | 2009-07-09 | 7.0 |
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