If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
- Drama
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a drama film released on October 10, 2025, following Linda as she grapples with her child's unexplained illness, marital strain, and a fractured relationship with her therapist while her life unravels. The film explores how personal crises intersect with institutional failures and interpersonal breakdown.
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Rose ByrneLinda
Conan O'BrienTherapist
A$AP RockyJames
Danielle MacdonaldCaroline
Delaney QuinnChild
Ivy WolkDiana
Mark StolzenbergParking Attendant
Manu NarayanLandlord
Christian SlaterFather
Eva KornetBreathworker
Ella BeattyKate
Helen HongEva
Daniel ZolghadriStephen
Josh PaisBrad
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When was If I Had Legs I'd Kick You released?
The film was released on October 10, 2025.
What is the movie about?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You follows Linda as she navigates multiple crises: her child's mysterious illness, her husband's absence, a missing person, and a deteriorating relationship with her therapist.
What genre is the film?
It is a drama that examines how personal and institutional challenges compound during periods of crisis.
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