7 episodes · first aired 2005-08-04
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | The Gang Gets Racist 2005-08-04 | The guys hire Dee's friend, Terrell to promote the bar. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to prove that he is not a racist. | 2005-08-04 | 7.4 |
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| 02 |
Charlie Wants an Abortion 2005-08-11 |
A girl from Charlie's past reveals they have a child together. Mac sees the benefits in being a pro-life advocate, while Dennis uses an abortion rally to meet women. |
| 2005-08-11 |
| 8.2 |
 | 03 | Underage Drinking: A National Concern 2005-08-18 | After reminiscing about high school, the guys conclude that it would be a public service if they allowed teens to drink in the bar, thus providing a safe and controlled environment for teens to party. Feeling that she missed out on a lot as a teenager due to having to wear a brace for her scoliosis, Dee begins dating a high school jock. | 2005-08-18 | 8.1 |
 | 04 | Charlie Has Cancer 2005-08-25 | After discovering that he might have cancer, Mac and Dennis attempt to find a woman who will sleep with Charlie. In the midst of their search, Mac falls in love with a transsexual he meets at the bar named Carmen. Overwhelmed by the extra workload that she had to take on since Charlie has taken a leave of absence, Dee tries to get Dennis to hire a recently out of work actress friend to help out. | 2005-08-25 | 7.8 |
 | 05 | Gun Fever 2005-08-30 | The guys buy a gun after the bar's safe is stolen. | 2005-08-30 | 7.5 |
 | 06 | The Gang Finds a Dead Guy 2005-09-08 | Mac and Dennis befriend a patron found dead at their bar in order to win the affection of his granddaughter. | 2005-09-08 | 8.0 |
 | 07 | Charlie Got Molested 2005-09-15 | Charlie and Mac's old high school gym teacher is accused of molestation. | 2005-09-15 | 8.2 |
