12 episodes · first aired 1997-01-12
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | Pilot 1997-01-12 | Middle-class Texan Hank Hill blows his top when an overzealous social worker accuses him of child abuse after rumors about his son's black eye get out of hand. | 1997-01-12 | 7.9 |
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| 02 |
Square Peg 1997-01-19 |
Hank is annoyed when Bobby asks to take a sex-education class--especially when he discovers that Peggy's the teacher. |
| 1997-01-19 |
| 7.9 |
 | 03 | The Order of the Straight Arrow 1997-02-02 | A camping trip with Bobby's scout troop leaves Hank griping after the boy clubs an endangered bird during a faux hunt. Meanwhile, Peggy embarks on a mysterious quest. | 1997-02-02 | 7.7 |
 | 04 | Hank's Got the Willies 1997-02-09 | Hank's determination to find a role model for Bobby leads to an unexpected encounter with Hank's own hero. | 1997-02-09 | 7.0 |
 | 05 | Luanne's Saga 1997-02-16 | When Luanne breaks up with Buckley, Hank takes it upon himself to pick up the pieces of his niece's broken heart, only to be left fuming when she makes a play for Boomhauer. | 1997-02-16 | 7.8 |
 | 06 | Hank's Unmentionable Problem 1997-02-23 | A concerned Peggy inadvertently spreads the word about Hank's bout with constipation, leaving her husband flushed with embarrassment. | 1997-02-23 | 7.0 |
 | 07 | Westie Side Story 1997-03-02 | The Hills' new Laotian neighbors cause Peggy and Hank confusion and consternation after a culture clash leads to suspicion over a missing dog. | 1997-03-02 | 7.0 |
 | 08 | Shins of the Father 1997-03-23 | Hank's caught in the middle when his overbearing father pays a visit--and incurs the wrath of a patience-exhausted Peggy. | 1997-03-23 | 6.8 |
 | 09 | Peggy the Boggle Champ 1997-04-13 | Peggy and Hank head to Dallas so Peggy can compete in a boggle tournament, but Hank decides to forego the tournament in order to attend a lawnmower expo. | 1997-04-13 | 7.0 |
 | 10 | Keeping Up with Our Joneses 1997-04-27 | Hank and Peggy's love of cigarettes is rekindled after Hank catches Bobby smoking, but Luanne is determined to nip their habit in the butt. | 1997-04-27 | 7.3 |
 | 11 | King of the Ant Hill 1997-05-04 | Hank's burning mad when he discovers fire ants on his lawn on the eve of the neighborhood block party. | 1997-05-04 | 6.8 |
 | 12 | Plastic White Female 1997-05-11 | Luanne and Bobby each face a crisis: she's fearful of failing her beauty exam, while he frets over his first boy-girl party. | 1997-05-11 | 7.0 |
