24 episodes · first aired 1999-09-26
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall 1999-09-26 | Peggy's fate and details surrounding Cotton and Didi's newborn are revealed. | 1999-09-26 | 9.0 |
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| 02 |
Cotton's Plot 1999-10-03 |
Freed from a six-week body cast, non-ambulatory Peggy takes physical therapy from Cotton, who drills her military style. Meanwhile, Hank's pals make use of her cast. |
| 1999-10-03 |
| 8.7 |
 | 03 | Bills Are Made to Be Broken 1999-10-24 | Bill is accepting, but Hank isn't, when opposing players lie down to let an injured high-school jock break Bill's touchdown record. | 1999-10-24 | 8.3 |
 | 04 | Little Horrors of Shop 1999-10-31 | Forced to take a vacation, Hank becomes a substitute shop teacher, and a popular one, rousing jealousy in Peggy. | 1999-10-31 | 9.0 |
 | 05 | Aisle 8A 1999-11-07 | Hank is the only one home when houseguest Connie has her first encounter with menstruation--and neither knows what to do. Meanwhile, someone has to explain PMS to Bobby. | 1999-11-07 | 9.3 |
 | 06 | A Beer Can Named Desire 1999-11-14 | Bill meets Cajun relatives and Hank competes for $1 million in a beer promotion at a football game in New Orleans. | 1999-11-14 | 9.0 |
 | 07 | Happy Hank's Giving 1999-11-21 | Hank's propane-smoked turkey is a casualty in "a war called 'Thanksgiving at the Airport'" as weather stalls the Hills' trip to Peggy's folks in Montana. | 1999-11-21 | 9.0 |
 | 08 | Not in My Back-hoe 1999-11-28 | Jealous of Hank's new acquaintance, Bill and Dale give Hank an ultimatum, and compound their mistake when they try to make amends. | 1999-11-28 | 8.3 |
 | 09 | To Kill a Ladybird 1999-12-12 | Bobby's affection for a raccoon brings problems when Hank's dog Ladybird and Dale get into fights with the ersatz pet that could be rabid. | 1999-12-12 | 7.8 |
 | 10 | Hillennium 1999-12-19 | A propane shortage gives Hank Y2K fears that alter his Christmas-gift plans; Dale's stash of hoarded goods is destroyed by a hamster that he was planning to use for food. | 1999-12-19 | 8.7 |
 | 11 | Old Glory 2000-01-09 | Bobby keeps mum that his mom wrote the A-plus essay that made him a school star. | 2000-01-09 | 7.0 |
 | 12 | Rodeo Days 2000-01-16 | Bobby's new calling is rodeo roping, but his first experience with livestock introduces him to an ambition even greater--at least to Bobby. | 2000-01-16 | 8.3 |
 | 13 | Hanky Panky 2000-02-06 | Hank and Peggy are caught in the middle after Strickland's wife catches him with his girlfriend. | 2000-02-06 | 9.0 |
 | 14 | High Anxiety 2000-02-13 | Hank becomes the prime suspect in an investigation led by Sheriff Buford. | 2000-02-13 | 9.5 |
 | 15 | Naked Ambition 2000-02-20 | Bobby's accidental glimpse of a naked Luanne has Joseph yearning to get his own look. But Connie catches them trying to peep, and thinks she's the target. | 2000-02-20 | 9.0 |
 | 16 | Movin' On Up 2000-02-27 | Luanne moves out and into the house across the alley, where her roommates don't carry any of the load. | 2000-02-27 | 8.5 |
 | 17 | Bill of Sales 2000-03-12 | Bill becomes Peggy's star--and only--salesman in a health-food sales operation, and his profits net them a trip to a conference in San Antonio, where they must share a room. | 2000-03-12 | 10.0 |
 | 18 | Won't You Pimai Neighbor? 2000-03-19 | Buddhist monks think Bobby is a reincarnated Lama. | 2000-03-19 | 8.0 |
 | 19 | Hank's Bad Hair Day 2000-04-09 | After his lifelong barber loses it, Hank turns to Army haircutter Bill, who does a fine job on his first civilian head, but at a Government price, prompting Hank to declare war. | 2000-04-09 | 9.0 |
 | 20 | Meet the Propaniacs 2000-04-16 | Bobby's impromptu comedy at a propane sale prompts Strickland to send him on the road to entertain at other outlets, leading to a big trade show in front of the Texas propane president. | 2000-04-16 | 8.3 |
 | 21 | Nancy Boys 2000-04-30 | After joining the Hills for a free romantic dinner, the Gribbles sleep together, and guilt grabs Nancy for cheating on her lover, John Redcorn. | 2000-04-30 | 9.0 |
 | 22 | Flush with Power 2000-05-07 | Water restrictions prompt Hank to join the zoning board, while Bobby blackmails Kahn for bribing a water-meter reader. | 2000-05-07 | 9.3 |
 | 23 | Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet 2000-05-14 | Peggy's embarrassment about her big feet ends when she meets a fetishist who directs her in a video Hank thinks is dirty, but Peggy approves of--wholefootedly. | 2000-05-14 | 6.1 |
 | 24 | Peggy's Fan Fair 2000-05-21 | At Nashville's Fan Fair, Peggy accuses Randy Travis of stealing her song, while Brooks & Dunn counsel Bobby about Connie. | 2000-05-21 | 8.0 |
