23 episodes · first aired 2002-11-03
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | Get Your Freak Off 2002-11-03 | Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style. | 2002-11-03 | 8.0 |
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| 02 |
The Fat and the Furious 2002-11-10 |
A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest. |
| 2002-11-10 |
| 7.0 |
 | 03 | Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do 2002-11-17 | Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab. | 2002-11-17 | 8.3 |
 | 04 | Goodbye Normal Jeans 2002-11-24 | Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal. | 2002-11-24 | 8.7 |
 | 05 | Dances with Dogs 2002-12-01 | A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler. | 2002-12-01 | 7.7 |
 | 06 | The Son Also Roses 2002-12-08 | Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest. | 2002-12-08 | 7.0 |
 | 07 | The Texas Skillsaw Massacre 2002-12-15 | Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse. | 2002-12-15 | 7.5 |
 | 08 | Full Metal Dust Jacket 2003-01-05 | Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too. | 2003-01-05 | 7.0 |
 | 09 | Pigmalion 2003-01-12 | A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend. | 2003-01-12 | 4.7 |
 | 10 | Megalo Dale 2003-01-12 | Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank. | 2003-01-12 | 8.0 |
 | 11 | Boxing Luanne 2003-02-02 | Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter. | 2003-02-02 | 6.5 |
 | 12 | Vision Quest 2003-02-09 | Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage. | 2003-02-09 | 8.0 |
 | 13 | Queasy Rider 2003-02-16 | Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip. | 2003-02-16 | 7.7 |
| 14 | Board Games 2003-03-02 | Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat. | 2003-03-02 | 6.8 |
 | 15 | An Officer and a Gentle Boy 2003-03-09 | To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions. | 2003-03-09 | 7.7 |
 | 16 | The Miseducation of Bobby Hill 2003-03-16 | Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride. | 2003-03-16 | 8.0 |
 | 17 | The Good Buck 2003-03-30 | Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne. | 2003-03-30 | 7.3 |
 | 18 | I Never Promised You an Organic Garden 2003-04-13 | Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent. | 2003-04-13 | 8.0 |
 | 19 | Be True to Your Fool 2003-04-27 | After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars. | 2003-04-27 | 7.7 |
 | 20 | Racist Dawg 2003-05-04 | A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank. | 2003-05-04 | 7.3 |
 | 21 | Night and Deity 2003-05-11 | A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21. | 2003-05-11 | 8.0 |
 | 22 | Maid in Arlen 2003-05-18 | To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order. | 2003-05-18 | 8.0 |
 | 23 | The Witches of East Arlen 2003-05-18 | Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard. | 2003-05-18 | 8.0 |
