22 episodes · first aired 2003-11-02
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | Patch Boomhauer 2003-11-02 | When Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding. | 2003-11-02 | 7.3 |
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| 02 |
Reborn to Be Wild 2003-11-09 |
Hank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock. |
| 2003-11-09 |
| 7.6 |
 | 03 | New Cowboy on the Block 2003-11-16 | The thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules. | 2003-11-16 | 7.5 |
 | 04 | The Incredible Hank 2003-11-23 | Peggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out. | 2003-11-23 | 7.8 |
 | 05 | Flirting with the Master 2003-11-30 | A Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entirely academic. | 2003-11-30 | 6.3 |
 | 06 | After the Mold Rush 2003-12-07 | The Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase. | 2003-12-07 | 7.3 |
 | 07 | Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane 2003-12-14 | Hank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways. | 2003-12-14 | 8.0 |
 | 08 | Rich Hank, Poor Hank 2004-01-04 | Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood. | 2004-01-04 | 7.7 |
 | 09 | Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill 2004-01-25 | Peggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her drawn. | 2004-01-25 | 8.0 |
 | 10 | That's What She Said 2004-02-08 | A new Strickland employee's constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment. | 2004-02-08 | 7.3 |
 | 11 | My Hair Lady 2004-02-15 | Arlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay. | 2004-02-15 | 8.0 |
 | 12 | Phish and Wildlife 2004-02-22 | The boys' annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing in return. | 2004-02-22 | 7.7 |
 | 13 | Cheer Factor 2004-03-07 | Peggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive. | 2004-03-07 | 7.0 |
 | 14 | Dale Be Not Proud 2004-03-14 | Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up. | 2004-03-14 | 7.5 |
 | 15 | Après Hank, le Deluge 2004-03-21 | During a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam. | 2004-03-21 | 7.0 |
 | 16 | DaleTech 2004-03-28 | Hank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector. | 2004-03-28 | 7.7 |
 | 17 | How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo 2004-04-18 | Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist. | 2004-04-18 | 7.3 |
 | 18 | Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon 2004-04-25 | Luanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site. | 2004-04-25 | 6.8 |
 | 19 | Stressed for Success 2004-05-02 | Bobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him. | 2004-05-02 | 7.3 |
 | 20 | Hank's Back 2004-05-09 | Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart. | 2004-05-09 | 7.8 |
 | 21 | The Redneck on Rainey Street 2004-05-16 | After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly. | 2004-05-16 | 7.7 |
 | 22 | Talking Shop 2004-05-23 | Bobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients. | 2004-05-23 | 7.8 |
