15 episodes · first aired 2004-11-07
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | A Rover Runs Through It 2004-11-07 | Peggy's estranged mother summons her home to their Montana ranch, where Henry Winkler is an uncooperative neighbor. | 2004-11-07 | 8.0 |
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| 02 |
Ms. Wakefield 2004-12-19 |
An elderly woman who once lived in the Hills' house returns for the holidays--to die there. And that gives Dale a business idea. |
| 2004-12-19 |
| 8.5 |
 | 03 | Death Buys a Timeshare 2005-01-16 | Hank accompanies Cotton and his new friend Bill to Mexico to try to keep them from buying timeshare properties. But the salesmen are determined. | 2005-01-16 | 7.0 |
 | 04 | Yard, She Blows! 2005-01-23 | Hank's immaculately manicured front lawn is as good as gone when Peggy tries to horn in on the glory with her own contributions. | 2005-01-23 | 8.3 |
 | 05 | Dale to the Chief 2005-01-30 | Hank's fight to correct an error on his driver's license is a red flag to newly patriotic Dale, who reports Hank as a threat to national security. | 2005-01-30 | 7.5 |
 | 06 | The Petriot Act 2005-02-13 | Hank excitedly joins a new military program that allows civilians to adopt pets while G.I.s serve their tour of duty but the dog, Duke, turns out to be a mean-spirited cat. | 2005-02-13 | 4.5 |
 | 07 | Enrique-cilable Differences 2005-02-20 | Hank cringes when an employee with personal problems turns to him for solace. | 2005-02-20 | 5.0 |
 | 08 | Mutual of Omabwah 2005-03-06 | Hank's lapsed insurance policy puts him in an overprotective state, while Bill and Boomhauer carelessly experiment with deep-frying. | 2005-03-06 | 8.5 |
 | 09 | Care-Takin' Care of Business 2005-03-13 | Covert work by Hank and the boys turns a befuddled groundskeeper into a hero when his field is credited with hampering opponents. | 2005-03-13 | 7.3 |
 | 10 | Arlen City Bomber 2005-03-27 | Peggy follows Luanne onto a roller-derby team, where the tight-fisted owner prompts her to lead a revolt and form a team on borrowed money. | 2005-03-27 | 8.7 |
 | 11 | Redcorn Gambles with His Future 2005-04-10 | John Redcorn tries to open a Native American gambling casino to provide a venue for his band, Big Mountain Fudgecake. | 2005-04-10 | 7.5 |
 | 12 | Smoking and the Bandit 2005-04-17 | Dale dons a disguise to defy Arlen's smoking ban, and Peggy sets out to uncover his identity. | 2005-04-17 | 7.3 |
 | 13 | Gone with the Windstorm 2005-05-01 | Peggy helps weather-girl Nancy fight back when she's replaced by a qualified meteorologist. Also, a boy barking like a dog scares Bobby. | 2005-05-01 | 7.0 |
 | 14 | Bobby on Track 2005-05-08 | Hank talks Bobby into joining the track team, but the spot the boy lands isn't what Hank had in mind. | 2005-05-08 | 8.0 |
 | 15 | It Ain't Over 'til the Fat Neighbor Sings 2005-05-15 | Bill finds happiness in a men's chorus, where the required devotion jeopardizes his Army career. | 2005-05-15 | 8.0 |
