Season 8
26 episodes · first aired 1993-09-05
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket? 1993-09-05 | When Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, Peggy switches seats with Al and her seat is chosen for a $10,000 free throw contest. | 1993-09-05 | 7.0 |
 | 02 | Hood 'n the Boyz 1993-09-12 | Al helps his childhood girlfriend deal with a young tough guy and his gang. | 1993-09-12 | 6.8 |
 | 03 | Proud to Be Your Bud 1993-09-19 | The family thinks Bud is insane when they overhear him talking to himself in his room. | 1993-09-19 | 7.2 |
 | 04 | Luck of the Bundys 1993-09-26 | When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed. | 1993-09-26 | 7.8 |
 | 05 | Banking on Marcy 1993-10-03 | Marcy tries to imagine being in the bedroom to improve her ability to speak in front of large audiences, but her fantasies tend to go a little too wild. | 1993-10-03 | 7.4 |
 | 06 | No Chicken, No Check 1993-10-10 | Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date. | 1993-10-10 | 7.3 |
 | 07 | Take My Wife, Please 1993-10-24 | While Bud, Kelly and Peggy spend the night impersonating the Village People at the D'Arcy's Halloween party, the Grim Reaper visits Al. | 1993-10-24 | 7.2 |
 | 08 | Scared Single 1993-11-07 | Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy. | 1993-11-07 | 7.3 |
 | 09 | NO MA'AM 1993-11-14 | Women take over the nudie bar and the bowling alley, so Al starts an organization called ""NO MA'AM."" | 1993-11-14 | 7.7 |
 | 10 | Dances With Weezy 1993-11-21 | Peggy and Marcy make Al and Jefferson abandon their plans of going to a new sports bar to instead go see The Jeffersons live. | 1993-11-21 | 7.2 |
 | 11 | Change for a Buck 1993-11-28 | Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound. | 1993-11-28 | 6.8 |
 | 12 | A Little Off the Top 1993-12-12 | Al ends up being circumcised after the surgeons misread the doctor's instructions. | 1993-12-12 | 7.2 |
 | 13 | The Worst Noel 1993-12-19 | Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing. | 1993-12-19 | 6.0 |
 | 14 | Sofa So Good 1994-01-16 | While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch similar to the one they had. | 1994-01-16 | 7.1 |
 | 15 | Honey, I Blew Up Myself 1994-01-23 | Al is annoyed when the mall hangs a billboard sized picture of Peggy next to the shoe store. | 1994-01-23 | 7.4 |
 | 16 | How Green Was My Apple 1994-02-06 | A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families. | 1994-02-06 | 6.5 |
 | 17 | Valentine's Day Massacre 1994-02-13 | Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy. | 1994-02-13 | 7.6 |
 | 18 | Get Outta Dodge 1994-02-20 | Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo. | 1994-02-20 | 7.7 |
 | 19 | Field of Screams 1994-02-27 | Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted effects. | 1994-02-27 | 7.2 |
 | 20 | The D'Arcy Files 1994-03-20 | Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy. | 1994-03-20 | 7.3 |
 | 21 | Nooner or Later 1994-04-10 | Peggy must convince Al to come home for a “nooner” in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets. | 1994-04-10 | 7.7 |
 | 22 | Ride Scare 1994-04-24 | Al's carpool, consisting of him and three models, is chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago. | 1994-04-24 | 7.2 |
 | 23 | The Legend of Ironhead Haynes 1994-05-01 | Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to ""No Ma'am"" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice. | 1994-05-01 | 6.7 |
 | 24 | Assault and Batteries 1994-05-08 | When Al tries to change some batteries, the computer locks him inside a store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud celebrate Buck's birthday. | 1994-05-08 | 7.3 |
 | 25 | Al Goes Deep 1994-05-15 | Al convinces Jefferson to bet on a football game, but the star of the football team starts dating Kelly, and it interrupts his training. | 1994-05-15 | 7.2 |
 | 26 | Kelly Knows Something 1994-05-22 | Al teaches Kelly about sports, so she can be on a sports trivia game show. | 1994-05-22 | 7.6 |
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