

Mean Machine
- Comedy
- Drama
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Mean Machine is a 2001 comedy-drama starring Danny Dyer as a disgraced England football captain who ends up in prison and leads inmates in a match against the guards. Released on December 26, 2001, the film combines sports action with prison humor as the protagonist seeks redemption through football.
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In cinemas
Theatrical release in United States
Wide release in United States · Rated R
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Vinnie JonesDanny Meehan
David KellyDoc
David HemmingsGovernor
Ralph BrownBurton
Vas BlackwoodMassive
Robbie GeeTrojan
Geoff BellRatchett
John ForgehamSykes
Sally PhillipsTracey
Danny DyerBilly the Limpet
Jason FlemyngBob Likely
Jason StathamMonk
Martin WimbushZ- David ReidBarman
- David CropmanSecond Barman
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When was Mean Machine released?
Mean Machine was released on December 26, 2001.
What is Mean Machine about?
The film follows Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, a disgraced ex-England football captain imprisoned for assaulting police officers, who leads fellow inmates in a prison football match against the guards.
What genre is Mean Machine?
Mean Machine is a comedy-drama that blends sports themes with prison humor.
Where can I watch Mean Machine?
Mean Machine is available on various streaming platforms and for purchase on digital retailers; availability varies by region and provider.














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