24 episodes · first aired 2011-09-21
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | Dude Ranch 2011-09-21 | While vacationing on Lost Creek Ranch, the three families try their hands at a little cattle herding, skeet shooting and horseback riding. There are also some big firsts, a huge surprise and an actual face-off between Jay and a cowboy named Hank. | 2011-09-21 | 7.5 |
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When Good Kids Go Bad 2011-09-21 |
Mitchell and Cameron plan an evening with the whole family to break the happy news that they're attempting to adopt another child. However, things go wrong when they realize Lily may not take well to another baby in the house. Meanwhile, Claire and Jay are each focused with proving a point. |
| 2011-09-21 |
| 7.8 |
 | 03 | Phil on Wire 2011-09-28 | Jay's relationship with the dog irritates Gloria. Phil and Luke try to master the tightrope. Cameron starts a juice fast. | 2011-09-28 | 7.8 |
 | 04 | Door to Door 2011-10-05 | Jay helps Manny with a school fundraiser. Claire petitions for a stop sign at a busy intersection. Phil and Luke try to create a viral video. Gloria searches for Stella. | 2011-10-05 | 7.5 |
 | 05 | Hit and Run 2011-10-12 | Gloria tries to help Jay and Manny with their problems but both are unreceptive. Claire considers running against Councilman Duane Bailey. Cam and Mitch are the victims of a hit-and-run accident. | 2011-10-12 | 7.5 |
 | 06 | Go Bullfrogs! 2011-10-19 | Phil takes Haley to visit his alma mater. Claire goes out with Mitchell and Cameron. Gloria and Jay may have to broach a delicate subject with Manny. | 2011-10-19 | 7.3 |
 | 07 | Treehouse 2011-11-02 | Gloria persuades Jay to commit to a night of salsa dancing after seeing how much his friend Shorty and his girlfriend do together. Meanwhile, Cameron makes a bet that he can get a woman's phone number at the bar, and Phil builds a tree house for Luke. | 2011-11-02 | 7.5 |
 | 08 | After the Fire 2011-11-16 | The Pritchetts rally for a good cause after a neighbor's house burns down, but there's a downside to their Samaritan intentions when Jay throws out his back, Cameron takes on a moving truck, and some donated toys fall into the wrong hands. | 2011-11-16 | 7.3 |
 | 09 | Punkin Chunkin 2011-11-23 | When an old neighborhood kid returns to town as a hugely successful internet billionaire, it gets Phil thinking of what could have been. Jay feels Manny could use a little dose of constructive criticism, and Cameron is offended when Mitchell questions the authenticity of his colorful childhood stories. | 2011-11-23 | 7.5 |
 | 10 | Express Christmas 2011-12-07 | The Pritchett clan decide to celebrate Christmas a little early (and in a hurry) so they split up to gather the holiday trappings as Mitchell, Alex and Lily hunt for a tree, Gloria and Luke fetch the ornaments, and Claire and Haley shop for the gifts. Meanwhile, Phil and Manny buy the groceries and Jay and Cameron stand by to wrap presents. | 2011-12-07 | 7.2 |
 | 11 | Lifetime Supply 2012-01-04 | Phil contemplates the worst, after missing a call from the doctor. Elsewhere, Javier, Manny's biological father, pays another visit to take his son to the horse races, Mitchell wins an environmental law award, creating a competition between Cam and himself on who has the better trophy, and Gloria tutors Haley in Spanish. | 2012-01-04 | 7.2 |
 | 12 | Egg Drop 2012-01-11 | Jay and Claire take control of their kids' school projects from Manny and Luke, while Haley and Gloria help Phil with a real estate presentation. Elsewhere, Cam and Mitchell meet with a potential birth mother. | 2012-01-11 | 7.4 |
 | 13 | Little Bo Bleep 2012-01-18 | Claire prepares for her debate with Duane Bailey. Mitch and Cam try to clean up Lily's language before her turn as a flower girl. Jay blames Stella's strange behavior on Gloria. | 2012-01-18 | 7.8 |
 | 14 | Me? Jealous? 2012-02-08 | Phil's preoccupation with a business opportunity blinds him to his new partner's inappropriate behavior around Claire. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria may regret letting Mitchell and Cameron be their temporary house guests when their home is being fumigated. | 2012-02-08 | 7.7 |
 | 15 | Aunt Mommy 2012-02-15 | Phil and Claire go overboard with drinks, and divulging personal information, on a night out to celebrate the sale of a house to Mitchell and Cameron's friends. | 2012-02-15 | 7.6 |
 | 16 | Virgin Territory 2012-02-22 | It's a day of disturbing realizations when Mitchell manages to ruin one of Jay's proudest golf moments, Phil overhears something that may forever change how he sees his little girl, and Gloria stumbles upon Claire's dangerous little secret. | 2012-02-22 | 7.4 |
 | 17 | Leap Day 2012-02-29 | Mitchell feels pressured to make Cameron's birthday extra special. People start to question Jay's manliness, and the girls interfere with Phil's leap day plans. | 2012-02-29 | 7.4 |
 | 18 | Send Out the Clowns 2012-03-14 | The funeral service for a beloved clown mentor reunites Cameron with his estranged ex-clown partner, Lewis. Phil is serious about landing a very important listing, only to get trumped by a notorious bulldozer of an agent, Mitzi Roth. Manny has a cool new friend, which makes both Jay and Gloria suspicious. | 2012-03-14 | 7.2 |
 | 19 | Election Day 2012-04-11 | Claire's race for town council comes to a head on Election Day as the Dunphys make phone calls for votes and Mitchell and Cameron take to the streets to campaign, while the candidate endures technical problems during some last-minute interviews. | 2012-04-11 | 7.4 |
 | 20 | The Last Walt 2012-04-18 | A visit from Cameron's father features an awkward dinner for Jay and Gloria at Mitchell and Cameron's house. Meanwhile, Claire helps Luke face the death of an older neighbor, Phil and Alex have a father-daughter bonding experience, and Haley throws a party without permission. | 2012-04-18 | 7.2 |
 | 21 | Planes, Trains and Cars 2012-05-02 | Phil buys a car without consulting Claire. Jay is on a mission to get to his high-school reunion with Gloria and Manny. Lily loses her favorite toy on a train. | 2012-05-02 | 7.3 |
 | 22 | Disneyland 2012-05-09 | When the family travels to Disneyland, Phil struggles to keep up with Luke, Claire is shocked when they run into Dylan, Jay and Gloria disagree about what are sensible shoes for the day, and Mitch and Cam must contain Lily's new affinity for running. | 2012-05-09 | 7.5 |
 | 23 | Tableau Vivant 2012-05-16 | Gloria and Jay bicker while trying to order lunch at a diner. Claire and Cam have different theories on how to discipline kids. Luke accepts an award under false pretenses. Phil has a hard time firing Mitchell from his temporary job at the real estate agency. The entire family participates in Alex's living art display of Norman Rockwell's Thanksgiving painting. | 2012-05-16 | 7.5 |
 | 24 | Baby on Board 2012-05-23 | Gloria's bilingualism comes in handy on Mitchell and Cameron's quest to adopt another child. Meanwhile, Jay and Manny help Lily get ready for a dance recital. Alex goes to her first prom, and Haley announces her future plans, which come as a shock to her family. | 2012-05-23 | 7.8 |
