22 episodes · first aired 2003-09-23
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | Frickin' Fraker 2003-09-23 | The detectives investigate the shooting death of a man whose brother is a registered sex offender; and when Captain Fraker's trial gets underway, Sipowicz worries that his own testimony may have harmed the prosecution's case. | 2003-09-23 | 8.0 |
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| 02 |
Your Bus, Ted 2003-09-30 |
Sipowicz and Clark investigate the death of a transvestite whom a friend insists was having a relationship with a married man; a surgeon's hand is badly cut during a robbery; and Rodriguez testifies in the Fraker trial. |
| 2003-09-30 |
| 8.0 |
 | 03 | Shear Stupidity 2003-10-07 | The detectives search for clues when a group of perpetrators torture a man for no apparent reason; a woman reports her husband as missing, but Sipowicz and Clark suspect she's not being completely forthcoming; and Fraker testifies in court. | 2003-10-07 | 8.0 |
 | 04 | Porn Free 2003-10-14 | The detectives investigate the strangulation death of a former porn star; a thirteen-year-old boy holds the key in implicating his father in his mother's murder; and the jury reaches a verdict in the Captain Fraker trial. | 2003-10-14 | 7.0 |
 | 05 | Keeping Abreast 2003-10-21 | The detectives investigate a strangulation murder that may be tied to one of Diane Russell's cases; Russell consults a doctor when she discovers a lump in her breast; Medavoy and Jones investigate an arson linked to two boys. | 2003-10-21 | 8.0 |
 | 06 | Andy Appleseed 2003-10-28 | Sipowicz, Russell, and Clark attempt to connect the murder of a young woman to two other killings; Medavoy and Jones investigate the shooting death of a mother whose children feared her. | 2003-10-28 | 8.0 |
 | 07 | It's to Die For 2003-11-04 | A woman survives the serial killer's attack, and her account prompts the detectives to focus on Carlin, his partner, and a bodyguard; Medavoy and Jones investigate when an off-duty officer kills a man; and McDowell comforts Russell during a biopsy. | 2003-11-04 | 7.0 |
 | 08 | And the Wenner Is... 2003-11-18 | When another woman is murdered by the serial killer, the detectives arrest a suspect... and discover the killer's identity; and expecting a baby, Sipowicz and McDowell decide to get married. | 2003-11-18 | 9.0 |
 | 09 | Only Schmucks Pay Income Tax 2003-11-25 | Sipowicz and Clark search for two burglars who terrorized a retired cop and his wife; Medavoy and Jones assist an author who wrote a book on how to avoid paying income taxes; and Jones deals with Michael's father. | 2003-11-25 | 8.0 |
 | 10 | You Da Bomb 2004-02-10 | A man armed with a bomb walks into the station house and handcuffs himself to McDowell; unless the detectives release a Russian mobster from jail in one hour, the bomb will detonate. | 2004-02-10 | 9.0 |
 | 11 | Passing the Stone 2004-02-17 | When a Jewish jewelry-store owner is murdered, the detectives focus their investigation on two suspects: a Caucasian man who converted to Islam, and a rap star whose expensive jewelry turned out to be fake. | 2004-02-17 | 8.0 |
 | 12 | Chatty Chatty Bang Bang 2004-03-02 | Sipowicz and Clark search for an African-American driver who fled the scene of a hit-and-run accident after unwittingly running over an Italian mobster's young daughter. | 2004-03-02 | 0.0 |
 | 13 | Take My Wife, Please 2004-03-09 | Sipowicz and Clark investigate the shooting death of a jogger who'd been having an affair with a police officer; and Medavoy and Jones search for answers when the body of a comedy club owner is found in the trunk of a stolen car. | 2004-03-09 | 8.0 |
 | 14 | Colonel Knowledge 2004-03-16 | A new detective, Stan Hatcher, joins the squad; the detectives investigate a shooting death that Hatcher believes is linked to a dispute between gang members; and a man insists that his young daughter has been kidnapped. | 2004-03-16 | 8.0 |
 | 15 | Old Yeller 2004-03-23 | A kidnapping victim's startling statement clues Andy and John in on a serial sadist keeping women locked in a dungeon somewhere in New York. Meanwhile, a routine robbery investigation takes a saucy turn for Medavoy after he makes an unlikely connection with the 60-year-old victim. | 2004-03-23 | 8.0 |
 | 16 | On the Fence 2004-03-30 | Sipowicz searches for the truth when Hatcher is shot by a man who mistook him for a burglar; and a former pharmacist dies in a flophouse when someone fires a bullet into his room. | 2004-03-30 | 8.0 |
 | 17 | In Goddess We Trussed 2004-04-06 | Andy's off-duty and slightly underhanded work to prove that Hatcher killed his own wife lands him a transfer out of the 15th precinct and into the Bellevue Morgue engineered by Detective Hatcher. Meanwhile, the squad is up to their whips and chains after a dominatrix is found murdered. | 2004-04-06 | 9.0 |
 | 18 | The Brothers Grim 2004-04-13 | Haywood reopens an 18-year-old case that has Andy reliving a major mistake in his career. Meanwhile, Sipowicz and Clark investigate the death of a man whose brother was pursued by a bounty hunter. Elsewhere, Ortiz gets a new partner, Detective Kelly Ronson, who ends up lending an unusual hand during the hunt for the child an ex-con had to give up before going to prison. | 2004-04-13 | 8.0 |
 | 19 | Peeler? I Hardly Knew Her 2004-04-20 | A man's gunshot-induced amnesia causes Jones and Medavoy to concoct an unconventional way to nail his assailant. Meanwhile, a man Sipowicz put away twenty years ago for raping and murdering a 12-year-old girl goes free after DNA testing exonerates him, and Ortiz and Ronson bust a gruesome underground network pre-teen prostitution ring. | 2004-04-20 | 8.0 |
 | 20 | Traylor Trash 2004-04-27 | Andy and John approach Mrs Clifton for help with her daughter's murder. Jennifer turns up out of the blue, apparently off her meds. A man is shot, apparently over a church and a video tape. | 2004-04-27 | 8.0 |
 | 21 | What's Your Poison? 2004-05-04 | A face from Clark's past makes an unwelcome return, while the key suspect in Andy's 18-year-old murder case turns up, face down. Jones helps Michael prepare to take the stand against his own father for killing his mom, and a man fears that his wife is going to lose her head after he loses her pricey necklace. | 2004-05-04 | 9.0 |
 | 22 | Who's Your Daddy? 2004-05-11 | Sipowicz investigates a murder involving the victim's current husband and ex-husband. A longtime informant gives Ronson information about an illegal gun shipment, but the suspect's father is being followed by the FBI. Jones gets into a fight with Craig after he's acquitted of murder charges, and Sipowicz is the proud father of a baby boy. | 2004-05-11 | 8.0 |
