Season 3
13 episodes · first aired 2013-07-04
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | An Orchard of Trees 2013-07-04 | Entering its third season, we pick up the action hours after the ceremony at the lake where Gaia chose destiny over love, sending Axl into a downward spiral. | 2013-07-04 | 10.0 |
 | 02 | This Thing Inside 2013-07-11 | Attraction versus repulsion; destiny versus free-will; Godliness versus humanity: oh yes, the battle is most definitely on. The morning after the night before, and Gaia is doing the walk of shame, returning to the flat from her tryst with Anders. Axl is waiting, along with the ruins of the apple tree, and Gaia has the opportunity to tell the truth; to confess her sins. But does she? | 2013-07-11 | 4.7 |
 | 03 | Bergerbar 2013-07-18 | Axl tries his hand at therapeutic binge-drinking, Ty experiences a life-changing catastrophe and Mike changes teams; all for the greater good of the family. | 2013-07-18 | 10.0 |
 | 04 | Like the Beserkers of Old 2013-07-25 | As the righteous are vanquished, Anders is made an offer he should refuse. Mike finds out his is not the only family with issues and Axl makes a new and interesting friend. | 2013-07-25 | 4.0 |
 | 05 | Unleash the Kraken! 2013-08-01 | Monsters from the past unlock the demons of today, as the Johnsons dress up for the family reunion they never expected. | 2013-08-01 | 10.0 |
 | 06 | And Then on to Norsewood 2013-08-08 | As Axl’s road trip takes a couple of unexpected turns, Mike and Michele take their own roads to the dark side, and Dawn becomes the launch pad for a journey Anders can’t see ending well. | 2013-08-08 | 10.0 |
 | 07 | Typical Auckland God 2013-08-15 | A stag do with two stags leads Axl down the path to wisdom, while Ty finds that something that is forgotten isn’t necessarily gone. | 2013-08-15 | 4.0 |
 | 08 | The Asparagus is Kicking In 2013-08-22 | Why are Grandpa and Axl naked on the beach? Does Anders actually even have a conscience? And just what will it take for Mike to go to war? | 2013-08-22 | 4.0 |
 | 09 | Mike in the Mirror 2013-08-29 | Miracles and visions abound, as do secrets and lies, when Axl's quest encounters many Friggs. | 2013-08-29 | 4.0 |
 | 10 | Playing God 2013-09-05 | In which the best-laid plans and sundry schemes are thwarted by a man of morals, who also happens to be a man of action. | 2013-09-05 | 10.0 |
 | 11 | A Bit Like Buses Really 2013-09-12 | Two pretenders must overcome a host of obstacles, mortal and Godly, as they race for the prize. | 2013-09-12 | 10.0 |
 | 12 | Late to the Point of Knowledge 2013-09-19 | Forget what you think you know. Throw away all your preconceived notions, and how you think things will go. Because today is the day everything changes. | 2013-09-19 | 10.0 |
 | 13 | The End of the World As We Know It 2013-09-26 | If you had one night left, and in the morning everything changes forever, what would you do with that night? The Johnsons face this very question in the season finale. | 2013-09-26 | 10.0 |
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