Season 11

Jerry began his season 11 talking to people in the sex industry...Alisa liked to walk around town naked and found that she could do it if she air-brushed herself. She came out with a picture of Jerry air-brushed on her chest. An audience member went backstage to have Steve painted on her...Roxy stripped on weekends, but liked to volunteer at old folks homes during the week. She brought SpringerCam along as she stripped for elderly old men

Eric worked with fish as a teen and came on to reveal his sex fetish with fish to his girlfriend. He pulled off his shirt and revealed fish strapped all over his body...Johnnie loves ice and has never had a lover because no one could please him as well as ice. They brought out an ice sculpture of Jerry and he stroked and kissed it...David is a "plushy" who has sex with stuffed animals and wanted to tell his girlfriend, Liz. He brought out his stuffed duck and made out with it in front of her. Liz was so upset, that she ripped the stuffed duck into pieces.

"Shorty" earns his money by covering himself with grease and wrestling with women. A stripper wrestled with him on the show and hog-tied him. However, he was confronted by Janice, a fellow little person who said he was a disgrace to all midgets...Kato owns a business called S.E.L.P., Seeing Eye Little People. He helps a woman named Jenny get around town with a harness on his back. Janice (from the last story) came out and yelled at them. Kato was proud of his business that helps people.

Russ is a dirty old man with an odd fetish that he had to confess to his wife of 30 years. He likes to sniff underwear. He even goes to bars and pays people for their underwear! Russ paid women in the audience for their underwear during the show! His wife came on and said that if he doesn't stop, she will walk away.

Chrissy really enjoys cleaning her house, while her husband goes to work. She has a sex fetish that involves humping appliances! Springer Cam caught her humping her vacuum and blender in her home. Chrissy told her man, Chris, her secret and he did not approve. The crew brought out a washing machine and she stripped naked and crawled all over it!... Ashlee told James that her fantasy was getting frisky in a dumpster. She took Springer security member, Al, to one of the shows dumpsters for some fun. They went threw the trash and dumped it all over each other!

Dave is an overweight freak who loves SPAM way too much. He eats it all day and even brings it in bed when he has sex with his girlfriend, Terry. Terry came out with a woman made of SPAM and told him to choose. Dave went with the SPAM because it was always there for him...Tammy did not like the size of her boyfriend's penis. She said Moby's penis was too big and she couldn't handle it during sex because it would hurt her. Moby showed it to the audience in true Springer style...Nicola had just retired and moved to a new trailer. She made it her goal to have sex with all of the men at her trailer park. Nicola was confronted by Michelle who said that she wanted her out of the park. Michelle then found out that her husband had sex with Nicola!

Once again, Jerry put feuding family members in front of a table of food...Lisa was tired of her lazy husband, Rick, so she decided to sleep with her sister, Lori, who is a dwarf. Rick thought that the women were disgusting and poured fruit punch all over them as they kissed. Lori told Lisa that she wanted to end it so she could try to save her marriage with Brandon. Food started flying when Brandon came out and said they were nasty...At the end of the show, Jerry let Lori do his "Final Thought." She told the audience that if they still had a problem with her, she would spit down their throats and shove a turkey up their asses!

Tracy found out her husband, Nick, was involved in the KKK and told him to quit. Nick came out waving the Confederate flag and mooned the audience. Nick called Jerry a low-life and a bastard saying said he'd see Jerry in hell...Things got heated after the commercial when Tracy introduced Mick to her new black lover. Him and Nick charged each other on the stage and were held back by security. The black guy said he was going to get custody of Nick's kids because he didn't want them to be racist...The best part of the show came during the audience questioning segment, when a black lady, Donna, began screaming at Nick. Jerry gave her the mic and cards, so she ran around the audience getting questions from the other people. One guy took his shirt off and ran toward the stage, saying he wanted to kick Nick's ass. In the end, Jerry let Donna give the Final Thought. Jerry's Comment To Nick: "I can't tell whether I am talking to an asshole now or when you dropped your pants!"

Bobbie was an anorexic-looking stripper who also claimed she could see what's going on in people's lives. She stripped for Tammy and Robert and said she felt Robert wore diapers. It was true and Robert took his clothes off to prove it. He said he also used the diapers...Brett was a sick pervert who said he could find out about women by touching their underwear. He went to Clayton's house to play around with his girlfriend, Tabitha's, underwear. Brett wound up wearing it, but predicted that Tabitha was cheating with Clayton's brother, which was true.

This was yet another great food-fight show! Jerry wore a scarf and began each segment talking next to women in Santa outfits, while fake snow was poured on him...Karen hated her son's wife, Maggie, and came on the show to tell him to leave her. Curtis told Maggie that he wanted out because he was in love with his brother's fiance, Leslie! Shawn did not like this and came after Curtis, throwing food at him. Leslie said she was not at all interested in Curtis and wanted to stay with Shawn...Later, their third cousin came out and told her boyfriend that she wanted to leave him for her stepson! Karen could not believe what was happening with her family and told the third-cousin to stay away!...Next, the third-cousins brother, Crawford, came out to show everyone that he was a drag queen! They said he was a disgrace to the family and told him not to come around anymore.

Alecia was concerned because her aunt Wanda was obsessed with Jerry! Springer Cam went to her house to find pictures of his all over and a mannequin that she has conversations with! (She even got half-naked and humped the mannequin.) She stripped to her bra and underwear on the show and chased Jerry around the studio...Allison wanted to confront her cheating boyfriend on the show, but her narcolepsy got in the way. SpringerCam followed her around as she fell asleep everywhere...This show also featured a man who was sick of birds eating his crops, so he dressed up as a scarecrow, straw and all. A man from the audience thought it was cool, so he borrowed some of his straw and stuffed his clothes with it.

Jerry had two podiums up on the stage so he could hold court with some crazy guests...Mike was upset because his ex, Billie Jean, would not him have his pet pig back. The pig, Percey, came out and was cuddled by Mike. Mike showed how the animal could do tricks and said he wanted to keep him. Jerry let the pig loose to choose who he would live with- the pig walked over to Mike...Chuck brought his ex-wife to "court" because she refused to give him back his false teeth and wig. Patti said that he used to cheat on her, so he did not want to give him his teeth/wig back. She brought the stuff in plastic bags, so he tried them on before a ruling was made. Jerry ruled that he got to keep his teeth...Garret claimed his ex-wife, Jennifer, was out to get him, so she cast a spell on him that made him itch. Jennifer said she went to a psychic who taught her how to give him the itching spell.

Regular Springer guest and KKK Grand Wizard was back to spread his message of hate. SpringerCam was there as he cooked Valentine's Day hate candy complete with swastikas. Alder then came out wearing his hood, which he took off to reveal his black-painted face...Lenika had had it with her klansman neighbor who would always leave watermelon and fried chicken on her lawn. He even burned a cross on her lawn, so it was time to confront him. Security had to hold Lenika and several audience members back from beating him. Jerry later kicked him off the show and security pushed him off the stage...J.D. Alder came back later in the show to perform a wedding ceremony between a woman and her boyfriend, who was in the klan. She came on to tell him she did not want to marry and introduced him to her big, black aunt! The aunt ran out and through cake and punch all over her niece's boyfriend.

Betty said her sex life was from another planet because she claimed she had sex with an alien. She said it took her on its ship and had its way with her. She got all excited and fell to the ground moaning when she retold the story to the audience...Wayne, a black man, said the black race is lazy and came out wearing a KKK outfit. He said he works hard for his money and was ashamed of lazy, drug-dealing blacks. Jerry told him to take his "clown outfit" off and to stop shaming his race.

Lori and Reba were born conjoined to the head and were back to update Jerry on their life. Since the last show, a guy named Jason said he wanted to meet them, so Jerry brought him to Chicago. Springer Cam followed the three around as he went out on a date with Lori. On the show, he said he wanted to date her again and kissed her on the lips several times...Reba (formerly known as Dori) said she was focusing on her country music career. She debuted her music video and sang with Jerry on the show. Members of the audience got onstage to dance as Springer and Reba sang.